Funny Cowboy Sayings

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Ride em cowboy 

Hee haw!
Ride em cowboy

Hee haw!


Hee Haw Jokes,  Free Funny Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy joke

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they are too heavy to carry!
Cowboy joke

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they are too heavy to carry!


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Good Funny Jokes,  
    
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If your boots have never seen anything but country music concerts, you're probably from the city.
If your boots have never seen anything but country music concerts, you're probably from the city.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Country Sayings,  
    
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The only thing swift around here

Is my roping.
The only thing swift around here

Is my roping.


Memes,  Funny Southern Sayings,  
    
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Darlin' if he has to remove his cowboy hat to kiss you, you must have picked yourself one mighty fine fella'.
Darlin' if he has to remove his cowboy hat to kiss you, you must have picked yourself one mighty fine fella'.

Funny Ecards,  Ecards,  
    
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Scars are cowboy tattoos with better stories.
Scars are cowboy tattoos with better stories.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Tattoo Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy quote of the day

If you climb in the saddle be ready for the ride.
Cowboy quote of the day

If you climb in the saddle be ready for the ride.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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This ain't my first rodeo
This ain't my first rodeo

Funny Quotes,  Rodeo Jokes,  
    
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Cowboys don't sleep they just wait...
Cowboys don't sleep they just wait...

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  Funny Country Sayings,  
    
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Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway

Funny Quotes,  Funny Motivational Sayings,  
    
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Cowboy parking Only

All others will be Branded
Cowboy parking Only

All others will be Branded


Funny Jokes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  
    
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I'm the only hell momma ever raised
I'm the only hell momma ever raised

Funny Jokes,  Cute Baby Pictures,  Funny Cowboy Pictures,  
    
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I should have been a cowboy
I should have been a cowboy

Funny Quotes,  Adult One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Notice

If my horse doesn't like you

I probably won't either
Notice

If my horse doesn't like you

I probably won't either


Funny Cowboy Signs,  Funny Cowboy Quotes  
    
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Warning

I'm the cowboy your mother warned you about
Warning

I'm the cowboy your mother warned you about


Funny Warning Signs,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  
    
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