Funny Dad Quotes

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dad: i want , but little mr broken condom over there gets nightmares and sleeps in our bed!!!

mom: hes just a little kid

dad: he's just a little
dad: i want , but little mr broken condom over there gets nightmares and sleeps in our bed!!!

mom: hes just a little kid

dad: he's just a little


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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son: dad will i be as cool as you when i grow up?

dad: haha son, age is just a number, you'll always be a lil
son: dad will i be as cool as you when i grow up?

dad: haha son, age is just a number, you'll always be a lil


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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Dad: This game of 'sweep the broken' glass is fun?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: Do it again and we'll play 'broken home!'
Dad: This game of 'sweep the broken' glass is fun?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: Do it again and we'll play 'broken home!'


Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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- Daddy, what does 'thicc' me mean?

- Have you seen your mom?

- Ya

- Well it's something else
- Daddy, what does 'thicc' me mean?

- Have you seen your mom?

- Ya

- Well it's something else


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Mom Insults,  
    
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a daughter gets a message that says "send me a bra pic" this was her dad's response
a daughter gets a message that says "send me a bra pic" this was her dad's response

Memes,  Funny Text Messages Fails,  Texting Fails,  
    
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w would win this father and son 2 on 2 game?
w would win this father and son 2 on 2 game?

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  Father Jokes,  
    
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Only a fee days left to buy your dad something he won't like.
Only a fee days left to buy your dad something he won't like.

Memes,  Father Day Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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dad i will not always  block you from a bood grab will feeding

but when i do i will look you in the eyes and continue sucking nom nom
dad i will not always block you from a bood grab will feeding

but when i do i will look you in the eyes and continue sucking nom nom


Memes,  
    
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pull put game atrocious

19 kids and counting
pull put game atrocious

19 kids and counting


Memes,  Fatherhood Jokes,  
    
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I am Thomas

Guess which one is the middle finger
I am Thomas

Guess which one is the middle finger


Memes,  Thomas Jokes,  Middle Finger Jokes,  
    
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the "white dad on 4th july" starter pack
the "white dad on 4th july" starter pack

Memes,  White Ppl Jokes,  White Men Jokes,  
    
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When dad trades you for a camel
When dad trades you for a camel

Memes,  Camel Jokes,  
    
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IT's a fact, the world's loudest farts, producing the greatest smell, are from men called DAD
IT's a fact, the world's loudest farts, producing the greatest smell, are from men called DAD

Funny Jokes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Independence Day...that special day where dads everywhere discover they aren't exactly pros with explosive devices.
Independence Day...that special day where dads everywhere discover they aren't exactly pros with explosive devices.

Funny Ecards,  Independence Day Jokes,  
    
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Don't look at me. That smell is coming from my daddy.
Don't look at me. That smell is coming from my daddy.

Funny Quotes,  Fart Jokes For Kids,  
    
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