Funny Daily Quotes

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I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack
I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack

Memes,  Lip Jokes,  Life Humor,  
    
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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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When I say "The other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth
When I say "The other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth

Memes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside
Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside

Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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Me trying to ask for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you made at me?
Me trying to ask for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you made at me?

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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*Gives advice*
"I could be wrong tho"
*Gives advice*
"I could be wrong tho"


Memes,  Advice Jokes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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water always tastes good but have you ever had it at 4am? hh.
water always tastes good but have you ever had it at 4am? hh.

Memes,  Funny Water Jokes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things??

That's how they get you
I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things??

That's how they get you


Memes,  Funny Weekend Quotes,  
    
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Do females ever say "NO I got a boyfriend"

That's my favorite line even when I'm single
Do females ever say "NO I got a boyfriend"

That's my favorite line even when I'm single


Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  Being Single Quotes,  
    
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Instead of "have a nice day" I'm bout to start saying "have the day you deserve" ... Just let karma sort that shit out
Instead of "have a nice day" I'm bout to start saying "have the day you deserve" ... Just let karma sort that shit out

Memes,  Day Jokes,  Karma Jokes,  
    
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Therapist: How often do you exaggerate?

Me: Like, a bazillion times a day
Therapist: How often do you exaggerate?

Me: Like, a bazillion times a day


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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"what's the wifi code"

"  can you wait"
"what's the wifi code"

" can you wait"


Memes,  Wifi Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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"Where you anna eat?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Waffle House?"
"Nope"
"Wendy's?"
"No"
"Then where"
"It doesn't matter"
"Where you anna eat?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Waffle House?"
"Nope"
"Wendy's?" < br />"No"
"Then where"
"It doesn't matter"


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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If u listen closely u can hear me not caring
If u listen closely u can hear me not caring

Really Funny One Liners,  Humor Jokes,  
    
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