Funny Daily Quotes

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Don't let another person ruin your day

Ruin your own damn day
Don't let another person ruin your day

Ruin your own damn day


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Why is it when someone says "be safe" the most unsafe people like myself say "always"?
Why is it when someone says "be safe" the most unsafe people like myself say "always"?

Memes,  Funny Safety Quotes,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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I hate when people ask me to "watch their stuff" like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. Do I have to fight them? I'm ready.
I hate when people ask me to "watch their stuff" like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. Do I have to fight them? I'm ready.

Memes,  Stealing Jokes,  Fighting Jokes,  
    
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Brain cell 1: Say have a nice day

Brain cell 2: Nah say have a good one

Mouth: Have a gice done
Brain cell 1: Say have a nice day

Brain cell 2: Nah say have a good one

Mouth: Have a gice done


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My motto is, I'll get over it just let me be dramatic first.
My motto is, I'll get over it just let me be dramatic first.

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I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack
I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack

Memes,  Lip Jokes,  Life Humor,  
    
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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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When I say "The other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth
When I say "The other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth

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Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside
Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside

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Me trying to ask for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you made at me?
Me trying to ask for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you made at me?

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If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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*Gives advice*
"I could be wrong tho"
*Gives advice*
"I could be wrong tho"


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water always tastes good but have you ever had it at 4am? hh.
water always tastes good but have you ever had it at 4am? hh.

Memes,  Funny Water Jokes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things??

That's how they get you
I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things??

That's how they get you


Memes,  Funny Weekend Quotes,  
    
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Do females ever say "NO I got a boyfriend"

That's my favorite line even when I'm single
Do females ever say "NO I got a boyfriend"

That's my favorite line even when I'm single


Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  Being Single Quotes,  
    
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