Funny Daily Quotes

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Therapist: How often do you exaggerate?

Me: Like, a bazillion times a day
Therapist: How often do you exaggerate?

Me: Like, a bazillion times a day


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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"what's the wifi code"

"  can you wait"
"what's the wifi code"

" can you wait"


Memes,  Wifi Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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"Where you anna eat?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Waffle House?"
"Nope"
"Wendy's?"
"No"
"Then where"
"It doesn't matter"
"Where you anna eat?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Waffle House?"
"Nope"
"Wendy's?" < br />"No"
"Then where"
"It doesn't matter"


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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If u listen closely u can hear me not caring
If u listen closely u can hear me not caring

Really Funny One Liners,  Humor Jokes,  
    
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Someone just honked to get me to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead
Someone just honked to get me to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead

Funny Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Have you ever met the human version of a migraine
Have you ever met the human version of a migraine

Funny Jokes,  Migraine Jokes,  Jokes About People,  
    
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My favorite part of the day is when I get to go to bed
My favorite part of the day is when I get to go to bed

Funny Quotes,  Quote Joke,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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My mood 

Depends on 

How great my 

Beard looks.
My mood

Depends on

How great my

Beard looks.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Facial Hair,  Facial Hair Jokes,  
    
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trust game weak af.
trust game weak af.

Trust Jokes,  Funny Short Sayings,  
    
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Please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.
Please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.

Funny Jokes,  Quote Joke,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor
I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor

Funny Jokes,  Weight Humor,  Weight Jokes,  
    
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Yea, if you could stop burning down the rainforest

That would be great
Yea, if you could stop burning down the rainforest

That would be great


Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  Rainforest Jokes,  
    
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May your coffee be hot

And your eyeliner be even
May your coffee be hot

And your eyeliner be even


Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  Funny Makeup Jokes,  
    
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i smoke my  & mind my business
i smoke my & mind my business

Funny Quotes,  Smoke Weed Meme,  Life Humor,  
    
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Drink some coffee, put on gangster-rap and handle it.
Drink some coffee, put on gangster-rap and handle it.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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