Funny Daily Sayings

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"Wyd tonight"

It's 7pm, I've already eaten and showered and now I'm chillin in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should've asked a month in advance
"Wyd tonight"

It's 7pm, I've already eaten and showered and now I'm chillin in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should've asked a month in advance


Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Social Life Jokes,  
    
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[Having a stressful day]

*Glances at my wrist tattoo that says "sometimes it do be like that tho"*

Me: Ya sometimes it do [sighs with relief]
[Having a stressful day]

*Glances at my wrist tattoo that says "sometimes it do be like that tho"*

Me: Ya sometimes it do [sighs with relief]


Memes,  Bad Day Jokes,  Stress Jokes,  
    
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"Bet you won't" gets me in a lottttta trouble
"Bet you won't" gets me in a lottttta trouble

Memes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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When I'm walking down the street and I realise I have to turn around and go the opposite way I say "oh yeah" out loud so I don't look weird
When I'm walking down the street and I realise I have to turn around and go the opposite way I say "oh yeah" out loud so I don't look weird

Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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Tell me why the first few days of February have already gone faster than the whole month of January tf
Tell me why the first few days of February have already gone faster than the whole month of January tf

Memes,  February Jokes,  January Jokes,  
    
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Another day without millions in my account
Another day without millions in my account

Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Me: It's not even that serious 

Inner me: Have a breakdown
Me: It's not even that serious

Inner me: Have a breakdown


Memes,  Mental Health Jokes,  
    
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Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"

Also me every morning when I get to work:
Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"

Also me every morning when I get to work:


Memes,  Funny Morning Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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Everyday is Friday when ur unemployed
Everyday is Friday when ur unemployed

Memes,  Unemployment Jokes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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Waiting for this week to end like:

it's been 84 years...
Waiting for this week to end like:

it's been 84 years...


Memes,  Funny Thought For The Week,  Patience Jokes,  
    
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i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.
i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.

Funny Quotes,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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people w actually like mornings are ing weird
people w actually like mornings are ing weird

Funny Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  Funny Good Morning Quotes,  
    
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If someone could just fast forward my life to the weekend, that'd be great.
If someone could just fast forward my life to the weekend, that'd be great.

Funny Weekend Thoughts,  Funny Weekend Sayings,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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have you ever met the human version of a hangover?
have you ever met the human version of a hangover?

Funny Hangover Sayings,  Funny Hangover Quotes,  Women Humor,  
    
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i pe ur day is as nice as my
i pe ur day is as nice as my

Funny Quotes,  
    
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