Funny Daily Sayings

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Another day without millions in my account
Another day without millions in my account

Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Me: It's not even that serious 

Inner me: Have a breakdown
Me: It's not even that serious

Inner me: Have a breakdown


Memes,  Mental Health Jokes,  
    
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Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"

Also me every morning when I get to work:
Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"

Also me every morning when I get to work:


Memes,  Funny Morning Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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Everyday is Friday when ur unemployed
Everyday is Friday when ur unemployed

Memes,  Unemployment Jokes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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Waiting for this week to end like:

it's been 84 years...
Waiting for this week to end like:

it's been 84 years...


Memes,  Funny Thought For The Week,  Patience Jokes,  
    
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i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.
i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.

Funny Quotes,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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people w actually like mornings are ing weird
people w actually like mornings are ing weird

Funny Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  Funny Good Morning Quotes,  
    
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If someone could just fast forward my life to the weekend, that'd be great.
If someone could just fast forward my life to the weekend, that'd be great.

Funny Weekend Thoughts,  Funny Weekend Sayings,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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have you ever met the human version of a hangover?
have you ever met the human version of a hangover?

Funny Hangover Sayings,  Funny Hangover Quotes,  Women Humor,  
    
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i pe ur day is as nice as my
i pe ur day is as nice as my

Funny Quotes,  
    
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is " you" an emotion because i feel it all the time
is " you" an emotion because i feel it all the time

Funny Jokes,  Epic Insults,  
    
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The old me, and the new me are beefing.
The old me, and the new me are beefing.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Silly Quotes,  
    
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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing
A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing

Funny Jokes,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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...And then I was like, I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day.
...And then I was like, I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day.

Funny Wine Quotes,  Wine Humor,  Daily Joke,  
    
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Not really feeling the whole "responsible adult" thing today.
Not really feeling the whole "responsible adult" thing today.

Funny Jokes,  Adult Jokes,  
    
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