Funny Daily Thoughts

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I can't believe I was born without my permission
I can't believe I was born without my permission

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  Birth Jokes,  
    
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Thinking of all the naps I reused to take as a kid.
Thinking of all the naps I reused to take as a kid.

Memes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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What y'all made about today?

The face we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.
What y'all made about today?

The face we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.


Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:
*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:


Memes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got
KAPPITS (3)
Lucy: Let’s see I have missed 123457 ETC.
Lucy: Lucy every morning
Lucy: Lucy
When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

Memes,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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"Don't be petty, let it go... Don't say some smart shit, it's not a big deal... Be the bigger person, don't do it..."

Me:
"Don't be petty, let it go... Don't say some smart shit, it's not a big deal... Be the bigger person, don't do it..."

Me:


Memes,  Stewie Meme,  
    
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"Did I turn my straightener off?"
"Did I turn my straightener off?"

Memes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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Do you ever start replying to a massage, then pause and think "I don't even have to explain myself" and delete everything
Do you ever start replying to a massage, then pause and think "I don't even have to explain myself" and delete everything

Memes,  Texting Humor,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job
When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job

Memes,  Hate Job Jokes,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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When you try to remember how used to go out, get lit and eat whatever after work but now it's just work. gym & memes
When you try to remember how used to go out, get lit and eat whatever after work but now it's just work. gym & memes

Memes,  Real Life Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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me: i think i'm doing okay rn

my brain: that's so good. good for u. u deserve it but remember that ty thing ur trying to forget?

me:
me: i think i'm doing okay rn

my brain: that's so good. good for u. u deserve it but remember that ty thing ur trying to forget?

me:


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  Memory Jokes,  
    
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The division symbol is just a blank fraction, you replace the dots with numbers
The division symbol is just a blank fraction, you replace the dots with numbers

Memes,  Best Math Jokes,  Deep Thoughts Jokes,  
    
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"Should I answer normally or be sarcastic"
"Should I answer normally or be sarcastic"

Memes,  Sarcasm Jokes,  
    
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Me: Oh wow I woke up on time today

Me to me: Treat yo self. Take a longer shower, watch a show with breakfast, get to work 4 hours late
Me: Oh wow I woke up on time today

Me to me: Treat yo self. Take a longer shower, watch a show with breakfast, get to work 4 hours late


Memes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it
When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it

Memes,  When You Meme,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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