Funny Daily Thoughts

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My emotions

7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth
My emotions

7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth


Memes,  Funny Life Thoughts,  
    
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What if you ARE a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone
What if you ARE a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone

Memes,  Time Zone Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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Brain: break it

Me: Why?

Brain: You gotta
Brain: break it

Me: Why?

Brain: You gotta


Memes,  Pen Jokes,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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What y'all mad about today?

It cost money to get things added on your food but they Don't subtract when you take things off.
What y'all mad about today?

It cost money to get things added on your food but they Don't subtract when you take things off.


Memes,  Jokes About Food,  Thought Of The Day Funny,  
    
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Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.
Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  
    
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I can't believe I was born without my permission
I can't believe I was born without my permission

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  Birth Jokes,  
    
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Thinking of all the naps I reused to take as a kid.
Thinking of all the naps I reused to take as a kid.

Memes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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What y'all made about today?

The face we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.
What y'all made about today?

The face we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.


Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:
*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:


Memes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got
KAPPITS (3)
Lucy: Let’s see I have missed 123457 ETC.
Lucy: Lucy every morning
Lucy: Lucy
When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

Memes,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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"Don't be petty, let it go... Don't say some smart shit, it's not a big deal... Be the bigger person, don't do it..."

Me:
"Don't be petty, let it go... Don't say some smart shit, it's not a big deal... Be the bigger person, don't do it..."

Me:


Memes,  Stewie Meme,  
    
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"Did I turn my straightener off?"
"Did I turn my straightener off?"

Memes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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Do you ever start replying to a massage, then pause and think "I don't even have to explain myself" and delete everything
Do you ever start replying to a massage, then pause and think "I don't even have to explain myself" and delete everything

Memes,  Texting Humor,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job
When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job

Memes,  Hate Job Jokes,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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When you try to remember how used to go out, get lit and eat whatever after work but now it's just work. gym & memes
When you try to remember how used to go out, get lit and eat whatever after work but now it's just work. gym & memes

Memes,  Real Life Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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