Funny Daily Thoughts

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Does anyone else picture themselves crashing their car and ending their life in a split second everytime they drive or like should I get a therapist lmao
Does anyone else picture themselves crashing their car and ending their life in a split second everytime they drive or like should I get a therapist lmao

Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  Car Crash Jokes,  
    
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How r u guys going on trips so often. How is your time off being approved. Who is paying your bills.
How r u guys going on trips so often. How is your time off being approved. Who is paying your bills.

Memes,  Question Humor,  
    
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Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset.
Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset.

Memes,  Cocky Jokes,  Shock Jokes,  
    
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Does anyone else ever think about the sketchy ass situations they put themselves in? Like as YOUNG ass kids. Why were we 15 wildin. How am I alive
Does anyone else ever think about the sketchy ass situations they put themselves in? Like as YOUNG ass kids. Why were we 15 wildin. How am I alive

Memes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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My emotions

7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth
My emotions

7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth


Memes,  Funny Life Thoughts,  
    
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What if you ARE a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone
What if you ARE a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone

Memes,  Time Zone Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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Brain: break it

Me: Why?

Brain: You gotta
Brain: break it

Me: Why?

Brain: You gotta


Memes,  Pen Jokes,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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What y'all mad about today?

It cost money to get things added on your food but they Don't subtract when you take things off.
What y'all mad about today?

It cost money to get things added on your food but they Don't subtract when you take things off.


Memes,  Jokes About Food,  Thought Of The Day Funny,  
    
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Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.
Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  
    
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I can't believe I was born without my permission
I can't believe I was born without my permission

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  Birth Jokes,  
    
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Thinking of all the naps I reused to take as a kid.
Thinking of all the naps I reused to take as a kid.

Memes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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What y'all made about today?

The face we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.
What y'all made about today?

The face we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.


Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:
*Literally any minor inconvenience happens in my life

My brain:


Memes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got
KAPPITS (3)
Lucy: Let’s see I have missed 123457 ETC.
Lucy: Lucy every morning
Lucy: Lucy
When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

Memes,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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"Don't be petty, let it go... Don't say some smart shit, it's not a big deal... Be the bigger person, don't do it..."

Me:
"Don't be petty, let it go... Don't say some smart shit, it's not a big deal... Be the bigger person, don't do it..."

Me:


Memes,  Stewie Meme,  
    
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