Funny Dating Advice

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Ladies: if he:

- doesn't text you back
- drives fast
- refers to Jesus as an infant
- Shakes and bakes
- and chews big red

He's not your man. He's RIcky Bobby.
Ladies: if he:

- doesn't text you back
- drives fast
- refers to Jesus as an infant
- Shakes and bakes
- and chews big red

He's not your man. He's RIcky Bobby.


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Ladies: if he:

- doesn't text you back
- drives fast
- refers to Jesus as an infant
- Shakes and bakes
- and chews big red

He's not your man. He's RIcky Bobby.
Ladies: if he:

- doesn't text you back
- drives fast
- refers to Jesus as an infant
- Shakes and bakes
- and chews big red

He's not your man. He's RIcky Bobby.


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Someday you'll meet that amazing person who just gets you. And they won't text you back either.
Someday you'll meet that amazing person who just gets you. And they won't text you back either.

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If Halloween's her favorite holiday she's probably mentally unstable.
If Halloween's her favorite holiday she's probably mentally unstable.

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Get you a man who replies to all parts of the paragraph you sent him.
Get you a man who replies to all parts of the paragraph you sent him.

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If you ain't tryna bake those Pillsbury Halloween cookies, watch 13 Nights of Halloween, go to haunted houses, carve pumpkins and hit up a hayride this spooky season, then get out.
If you ain't tryna bake those Pillsbury Halloween cookies, watch 13 Nights of Halloween, go to haunted houses, carve pumpkins and hit up a hayride this spooky season, then get out.

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.


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Date someone who hates pickles so you always get 2 when you go out to eat
Date someone who hates pickles so you always get 2 when you go out to eat

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If she doesn't know what these are from, she isn't the one bro
If she doesn't know what these are from, she isn't the one bro

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Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV
Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV


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People: "You're gonna end up alone cos you're too picky".

Me: "You all gonna end up divorced cos you settle for less."
People: "You're gonna end up alone cos you're too picky".

Me: "You all gonna end up divorced cos you settle for less."


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if you not down for this there's no point in us talkin for real cuz imma find her and cheat on you
if you not down for this there's no point in us talkin for real cuz imma find her and cheat on you

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If she listening to u explain like this, stop lying n run. See how the hands not touching, kuz she bout to slap u
If she listening to u explain like this, stop lying n run. See how the hands not touching, kuz she bout to slap u

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never date a girl with braces
never date a girl with braces

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If you love something, let it go.

Text it 5 minutes later to make sure it still likes you.
If you love something, let it go.

Text it 5 minutes later to make sure it still likes you.


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