Funny Dating Advice

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Get you a man who replies to all parts of the paragraph you sent him.
Get you a man who replies to all parts of the paragraph you sent him.

Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Love Advice For Girls,  
    
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If you ain't tryna bake those Pillsbury Halloween cookies, watch 13 Nights of Halloween, go to haunted houses, carve pumpkins and hit up a hayride this spooky season, then get out.
If you ain't tryna bake those Pillsbury Halloween cookies, watch 13 Nights of Halloween, go to haunted houses, carve pumpkins and hit up a hayride this spooky season, then get out.

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.


Memes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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Date someone who hates pickles so you always get 2 when you go out to eat
Date someone who hates pickles so you always get 2 when you go out to eat

Memes,  Pickle Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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If she doesn't know what these are from, she isn't the one bro
If she doesn't know what these are from, she isn't the one bro

Memes,  Anime Jokes,  
    
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Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV
Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV


Memes,  Dumbest Tweets,  
    
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People: "You're gonna end up alone cos you're too picky".

Me: "You all gonna end up divorced cos you settle for less."
People: "You're gonna end up alone cos you're too picky".

Me: "You all gonna end up divorced cos you settle for less."


Memes,  Single Jokes,  
    
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if you not down for this there's no point in us talkin for real cuz imma find her and cheat on you
if you not down for this there's no point in us talkin for real cuz imma find her and cheat on you

Memes,  
    
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If she listening to u explain like this, stop lying n run. See how the hands not touching, kuz she bout to slap u
If she listening to u explain like this, stop lying n run. See how the hands not touching, kuz she bout to slap u

Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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never date a girl with braces
never date a girl with braces

Braces Insults,  
    
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If you love something, let it go.

Text it 5 minutes later to make sure it still likes you.
If you love something, let it go.

Text it 5 minutes later to make sure it still likes you.


Funny Jokes,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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pleasing girls isn't expensive. it costs $0.00 to let her sit on your face
pleasing girls isn't expensive. it costs $0.00 to let her sit on your face

Funny Quotes,  
    
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top 2 reasons to date single mothers

1.  they're too busy with their children to be up your 

2. they have the best snacks
top 2 reasons to date single mothers

1. they're too busy with their children to be up your

2. they have the best snacks


Funny Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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Don't date guys with this line in their trim because even the line shows you that road leads nowhere
Don't date guys with this line in their trim because even the line shows you that road leads nowhere

Memes,  Haircut Jokes,  
    
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"I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.''
"I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.''

Speed Dating Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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