Funny Dating Jokes

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Getting to that age where all the good people are taken so now I'm going to have to wait another 5-10 years and swoop in after the divorces
Getting to that age where all the good people are taken so now I'm going to have to wait another 5-10 years and swoop in after the divorces

Memes,  Divorce Jokes,  
    
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One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".
One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".

Memes,  Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: I do NOT always date the same "type" My Ex's:
Me: I do NOT always date the same "type"

My Ex's:

Memes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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When your girl is on her period but you got them snacks, pills, movies and extra affection up your sleeve.
When your girl is on her period but you got them snacks, pills, movies and extra affection up your sleeve.

Memes,  Women Period Jokes,  Jokes On Women,  
    
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i applied to be on the next bachelor, but i got tired of waiting to hear back so i invited 20 of my tinder matches to the same bar and i'm going to do this myself.
i applied to be on the next bachelor, but i got tired of waiting to hear back so i invited 20 of my tinder matches to the same bar and i'm going to do this myself.

Memes,  Tv Show Jokes,  Tinder Jokes,  
    
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When u actually like someone and decide it's time to take it to the next level
When u actually like someone and decide it's time to take it to the next level

Memes,  Crush Jokes,  Funny Tinder,  
    
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Your girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants
Your girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants

Memes,  Cute Girlfriend Jokes,  Cute Relationship Jokes,  
    
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Me the whole time I was dating my ex
Me the whole time I was dating my ex

Memes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  Bird Box Memes,  
    
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me trying to force my megirl to see that her ain't
me trying to force my megirl to see that her ain't

Memes,  Memes For Girls,  Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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If we talked for less than 3 months we did not talk. You was within your 90 day probation period and failed. There's no longer a record of you over here lol
If we talked for less than 3 months we did not talk. You was within your 90 day probation period and failed. There's no longer a record of you over here lol

Memes,  Break Up Jokes,  
    
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These rings let you feel your partner's heartbeat anywhere in the world... "FaceTime me right now, Marcus! I know your resting heart rate and this ain't it! You running at 3am?
These rings let you feel your partner's heartbeat anywhere in the world...

"FaceTime me right now, Marcus! I know your resting heart rate and this ain't it! You running at 3am?

Memes,  Jokes About Couples,  Ring Jokes,  
    
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Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options: 1. Stay together forever 2. Break up No pressure.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.

Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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When she tells you she wants a "good man" and then you see her in the V.I.P with the drug dealers
When she tells you she wants a "good man" and then you see her in the V.I.P with the drug dealers

Memes,  Ned Flanders Meme,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Some couples Me:
Some couples

Me:

Memes,  Funny Couples Jokes,  Relationship Humor,  
    
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Meghan, Duchess of Sussex outside Buckingham Palace 22 years ago. 14 years ago I saw in the audience at the UniverSoul Circus. Now, at age 20, I have dated nothing but clowns! Crazy how life works!
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex outside Buckingham Palace 22 years ago.

14 years ago I saw in the audience at the UniverSoul Circus.

Now, at age 20, I have dated nothing but clowns!

Crazy how life works!

Memes,  Clown Puns,  
    
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