Funny Dating Quotes

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Dating can be a fun yet stressful process and these dating quotes are something we can all laugh at. Quotes about side chicks, side dudes, lions girls never expecting a ring and when you dating a hoe and all your boys know. These are just a few of the funny dating quotes you’ll see here.

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I love my boyfriend but man let me tell you not a day goes by where I don;t wanna square up w him
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I love my boyfriend but man let me tell you not a day goes by where I don;t wanna square up w him

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when i said i like it rough i meant the sex not the wle relationship
when i said i like it rough i meant the sex not the wle relationship

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Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun
Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun

Memes,  Jokes About Being 30 Years Old,  
    
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What's a requirement that comes with dating????

Comfortable silence
What's a requirement that comes with dating????

Comfortable silence


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Funny Dating Advice,  
    
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I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 13 alarms and when I snooze each one of them
I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 13 alarms and when I snooze each one of them

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Im single and ready to mingle... but like I like being single.. but I also want attention... and also the people I like don't seem interested in me.... but the ones I dont like do.. but I'm picky so then I'm back to square 1.. see my dilemma
Im single and ready to mingle... but like I like being single.. but I also want attention... and also the people I like don't seem interested in me.... but the ones I dont like do.. but I'm picky so then I'm back to square 1.. see my dilemma

Memes,  Funny Being Single Quotes,  
    
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Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship

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When she asks "what are we?" after only 3 years of talking
When she asks "what are we?" after only 3 years of talking

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Dating my is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible.
Dating my is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible.

Memes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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Imma start telling dudes I have 4 kids so they'll leave me alone
Imma start telling dudes I have 4 kids so they'll leave me alone

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Some girls really be claiming "he's my world", but this is your fourth "World" in 2 months. Are you building a solar system?
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Haha: Some girls really be saying “he’s my world” but this your fourth “world” in 2 months. Bitch tf you building a god damn solar system
Some girls really be claiming "he's my world", but this is your fourth "World" in 2 months. Are you building a solar system?

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I've been in a "we almost dated." relationship so many times. Dating has become such an abstract to concept. There's like 12 different levels of dating before you're actually dating and it's so confusing.
I've been in a "we almost dated." relationship so many times. Dating has become such an abstract to concept. There's like 12 different levels of dating before you're actually dating and it's so confusing.

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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle

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I'm such a mom when I'm boo'd up or in a relationship like "did you eat today? Was it enough? Are you okay, how's your day? Please be safe!!! Did you get enough sleep?? Don't be stupid. Take medicine if you're sick!!"
I'm such a mom when I'm boo'd up or in a relationship like "did you eat today? Was it enough? Are you okay, how's your day? Please be safe!!! Did you get enough sleep?? Don't be stupid. Take medicine if you're sick!!"

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when your ex steals all your interests, taste in music,, humor... and now her new mans thinks she's cool af. surprise mutha a... you're dating me
when your ex steals all your interests, taste in music,, humor... and now her new mans thinks she's cool af. surprise mutha a... you're dating me

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