Funny Dating Quotes

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Dating can be a fun yet stressful process and these dating quotes are something we can all laugh at. Quotes about side chicks, side dudes, lions girls never expecting a ring and when you dating a hoe and all your boys know. These are just a few of the funny dating quotes you’ll see here.

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I'm sorry, where are ya'll finding these guys at? Narnia
I'm sorry, where are ya'll finding these guys at? Narnia

Memes,  Narnia Jokes,  
    
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My date was Boron me 

So Iodine alone tonight
My date was Boron me

So Iodine alone tonight


Iodine Jokes,  Boron Jokes,  
    
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"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"
"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"


Memes,  Friend Zone Meme,  Funny Ironic Sayings,  
    
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I'm sorry I'm only interested in ghost-fighting men in leather jackets who drive a 67 Impala
I'm sorry I'm only interested in ghost-fighting men in leather jackets who drive a 67 Impala

Leather Jokes,  Chevy Jokes,  
    
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her: so what do you like to do in your spare time?

me: i run a meme page

her: (soaking wet) yeah?
her: so what do you like to do in your spare time?

me: i run a meme page

her: (soaking wet) yeah?


Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  
    
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She can cook

And she's an engineer
She can cook

And she's an engineer


Funny Engineering Quotes,  Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Engineer Jokes,  
    
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you suld know going into this that i have no qualms whatsoever about faking pregnancies or staging suicide attempts.
you suld know going into this that i have no qualms whatsoever about faking pregnancies or staging suicide attempts.

Funny Suicide Notes,  Pregnancy Ecards,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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am i the only tall guy around here 

that feels like tall girls aren't into me?
am i the only tall guy around here

that feels like tall girls aren't into me?


Tall Guy Problems,  Am I The Only One Around Here (theme),  Tall Girl Jokes,  
    
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sorry you think being a responsible, present, single father is "baby drama"

 me right ?
sorry you think being a responsible, present, single father is "baby drama"

me right ?


Single Dad Meme,  Single Father Meme,  
    
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celibate girl issue #2

no dude, i don't want to touch it
celibate girl issue #2

no dude, i don't want to touch it


Celibacy Jokes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  
    
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I'm celibate. Well, it's a start. I've sworn off only the men like you.
I'm celibate. Well, it's a start. I've sworn off only the men like you.

Celibacy Jokes,  
    
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no, of course we can still go on our t date. flesh eating eating bacteria isn't as bad as it sounds....promise.
no, of course we can still go on our t date. flesh eating eating bacteria isn't as bad as it sounds....promise.

Bacteria Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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my milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic alcolics to the yard
my milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic alcolics to the yard

Funny Jokes,  Song Jokes,  Funny Women Quotes,  
    
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''it's our fifth date, so i'll take a box of impatience.''
''it's our fifth date, so i'll take a box of impatience.''

Dating Jokes One Liners,  Dating Meme,  
    
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Gentlemen, if you are unsure what to do with a woman, pick up her cosmopolitan and start reading. Its like reading the other team's playbook!!!
Gentlemen, if you are unsure what to do with a woman, pick up her cosmopolitan and start reading. Its like reading the other team's playbook!!!

Dating Jokes One Liners,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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