Funny Dating Quotes

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Dating can be a fun yet stressful process and these dating quotes are something we can all laugh at. Quotes about side chicks, side dudes, lions girls never expecting a ring and when you dating a hoe and all your boys know. These are just a few of the funny dating quotes you’ll see here.

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Imma start telling dudes I have 4 kids so they'll leave me alone
Imma start telling dudes I have 4 kids so they'll leave me alone

Memes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Some girls really be claiming "he's my world", but this is your fourth "World" in 2 months. Are you building a solar system?
Some girls really be claiming "he's my world", but this is your fourth "World" in 2 months. Are you building a solar system?

Memes,  Funny Relationship Sayings,  
    
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I've been in a "we almost dated." relationship so many times. Dating has become such an abstract to concept. There's like 12 different levels of dating before you're actually dating and it's so confusing.
I've been in a "we almost dated." relationship so many times. Dating has become such an abstract to concept. There's like 12 different levels of dating before you're actually dating and it's so confusing.

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle

Memes,  Pickle Jokes,  
    
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I'm such a mom when I'm boo'd up or in a relationship like "did you eat today? Was it enough? Are you okay, how's your day? Please be safe!!! Did you get enough sleep?? Don't be stupid. Take medicine if you're sick!!"
I'm such a mom when I'm boo'd up or in a relationship like "did you eat today? Was it enough? Are you okay, how's your day? Please be safe!!! Did you get enough sleep?? Don't be stupid. Take medicine if you're sick!!"

Memes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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when your ex steals all your interests, taste in music,, humor... and now her new mans thinks she's cool af. surprise mutha a... you're dating me
when your ex steals all your interests, taste in music,, humor... and now her new mans thinks she's cool af. surprise mutha a... you're dating me

Memes,  Wolf Of Wall Street Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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"I'm single because the Lord has someone special waiting for me."

The Lord:
"I'm single because the Lord has someone special waiting for me."

The Lord:


Memes,  Funny Jesus Photos,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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"You're the only girl I'm talking to"
"You're the only girl I'm talking to"

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Dudes Be Like,  
    
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"We used to talk"

Nah if we didn't make it to a relationship, don't claim me, you auditioned & didn't make the cut

Let's move on to something that really matters
"We used to talk"

Nah if we didn't make it to a relationship, don't claim me, you auditioned & didn't make the cut

Let's move on to something that really matters


Memes,  Funny Relationship Sayings,  
    
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I'm sorry, where are ya'll finding these guys at? Narnia
I'm sorry, where are ya'll finding these guys at? Narnia

Memes,  Narnia Jokes,  
    
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My date was Boron me 

So Iodine alone tonight
My date was Boron me

So Iodine alone tonight


Iodine Jokes,  Boron Jokes,  
    
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"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"
"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"


Memes,  Friend Zone Meme,  Funny Ironic Sayings,  
    
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I'm sorry I'm only interested in ghost-fighting men in leather jackets who drive a 67 Impala
I'm sorry I'm only interested in ghost-fighting men in leather jackets who drive a 67 Impala

Leather Jokes,  Chevy Jokes,  
    
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her: so what do you like to do in your spare time?

me: i run a meme page

her: (soaking wet) yeah?
her: so what do you like to do in your spare time?

me: i run a meme page

her: (soaking wet) yeah?


Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  
    
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She can cook

And she's an engineer
She can cook

And she's an engineer


Funny Engineering Quotes,  Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Engineer Jokes,  
    
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