Funny Dating Sayings

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In the style of the dating game you may have noticed we have some of the most in demand viral funny dating sayings, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have an array of puns, jokes, dialogue and punch lines. Such classics like girl that doesn’t like you talks to you all the time. Girl that likes you doesn’t talk to you. This is why women are impossible.

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me: im done wit that 

her: im outside

me:
me: im done wit that

her: im outside

me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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I always warn guys that I'm a lot to handle and their exact words are always "I can handle you" then later on be like "you're psycho"
I always warn guys that I'm a lot to handle and their exact words are always "I can handle you" then later on be like "you're psycho"

Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice
Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Funny Being Single Quotes,  
    
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Person: So how serious are you guys?

Me: Well idk we've been tagging each other in memes lately
Person: So how serious are you guys?

Me: Well idk we've been tagging each other in memes lately


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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Me: She fine but she got six kids just walk away now.

Inner me: Income tax right around the corner
Me: She fine but she got six kids just walk away now.

Inner me: Income tax right around the corner


Memes,  Gold Digger Meme,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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U wanna date me??? Well ger in line
U wanna date me??? Well ger in line

Memes,  Single Memes,  
    
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hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..
hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..


Memes,  
    
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"What are we"

Well you're mine and I'm single
"What are we"

Well you're mine and I'm single


Memes,  Future Memes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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"Why can't u just be mine"

Cause you pillow talk, u selfish, a cheater, annoying, a lame, a liar, immature, problematic you naaame it
"Why can't u just be mine"

Cause you pillow talk, u selfish, a cheater, annoying, a lame, a liar, immature, problematic you naaame it


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  
    
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Boy: Why can't we talk?

Me: You be sneaking, creeping, cheating, stealing, lying, playing ,faking you naaaaame it!
Boy: Why can't we talk?

Me: You be sneaking, creeping, cheating, stealing, lying, playing ,faking you naaaaame it!


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  Insults For Boys,  
    
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Me: My girl dope, she's beautiful, ambitious, can cook, and genuinely cares about me

Also me: lol, cheat on her
Me: My girl dope, she's beautiful, ambitious, can cook, and genuinely cares about me

Also me: lol, cheat on her


Memes,  Stupid Men Jokes,  
    
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If you can't handle me at my palms are sweaty

You don't deserve me at my mom's spaghetti
If you can't handle me at my palms are sweaty

You don't deserve me at my mom's spaghetti


Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Eminem Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I've met a boy"
A week later:

That's over.
It's cancelled.
Me: "I've met a boy"
A week later:

That's over.
It's cancelled.


Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Him: Wanna date for 6 months so we don't have to be alone through winter and the major holidays?

Her: Haha yes goo idea
Him: Wanna date for 6 months so we don't have to be alone through winter and the major holidays?

Her: Haha yes goo idea


Memes,  Season Jokes,  
    
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"Stop telling people I'm your girlfriend"
"Stop telling people I'm your girlfriend"

Memes,  Jokes About Drake,  Vma Meme,  
    
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