Funny Dating Sayings

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In the style of the dating game you may have noticed we have some of the most in demand viral funny dating sayings, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have an array of puns, jokes, dialogue and punch lines. Such classics like girl that doesn’t like you talks to you all the time. Girl that likes you doesn’t talk to you. This is why women are impossible.

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Redownloading a dating app is like going back into your fridge when you know there's nothing good in there. Each time you do it you lower your standards. Sure I'll have the mayo on toast - or the DJ with the tribal tattoo.
Redownloading a dating app is like going back into your fridge when you know there's nothing good in there. Each time you do it you lower your standards. Sure I'll have the mayo on toast - or the DJ with the tribal tattoo.

Memes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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I once dated a dude just for his shower pressure.
I once dated a dude just for his shower pressure.

Memes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible
Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible

Memes,  New Relationship Jokes,  
    
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Next relationship I get into imma need a $1,500 security deposit.
Next relationship I get into imma need a $1,500 security deposit.

Memes,  New Relationship Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Relationships,  
    
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men be like i like u a lot but i'm going through a lot with daylight saving time and having to stop for gas on my way to work once a week i just don't really have time to commit to u
men be like i like u a lot but i'm going through a lot with daylight saving time and having to stop for gas on my way to work once a week i just don't really have time to commit to u

Memes,  Jokes About Men,  Funny Breakup Quotes,  
    
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What's a requirement that comes with dating????

Comfortable silence
What's a requirement that comes with dating????

Comfortable silence


Memes,  Funny Dating Advice,  
    
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Dont ask me "what are we" after we've been hanging out everyday for the past 4 months, going out on dates and meeting the fam. We're friends
Dont ask me "what are we" after we've been hanging out everyday for the past 4 months, going out on dates and meeting the fam. We're friends

Memes,  Funny Quotes About Friendship,  Good Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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At this point in my life, I'm not longer a snack. I'm a happy meal. I come with toys and kids.
At this point in my life, I'm not longer a snack. I'm a happy meal. I come with toys and kids.

Memes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  Food Puns,  
    
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There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

Not sure if your boyfriend cheated on you or you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

Not sure if your boyfriend cheated on you or you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.


Memes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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"He needs to be 6ft or taller with a beard, drives a new series BMW, has his own house and patterns me when I act up"

Her:
"He needs to be 6ft or taller with a beard, drives a new series BMW, has his own house and patterns me when I act up"

Her:


Memes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  Ironic Humor,  
    
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Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.


Memes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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"She thought her man was different loooool"
"She thought her man was different loooool"

Memes,  Mannequin Meme,  Hilarious Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Her to him: I talked to God about you.

God to her: First of all... I told you he was trash.
Her to him: I talked to God about you.

God to her: First of all... I told you he was trash.


Memes,  Love Advice For Girls,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy
Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy

Memes,  Death Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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You gotta ask females "SO you single single or hungry single?"
You gotta ask females "SO you single single or hungry single?"

Memes,  Single Jokes,  Hungry Jokes,  
    
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