Funny Dating Sayings

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In the style of the dating game you may have noticed we have some of the most in demand viral funny dating sayings, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have an array of puns, jokes, dialogue and punch lines. Such classics like girl that doesn’t like you talks to you all the time. Girl that likes you doesn’t talk to you. This is why women are impossible.

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hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..
hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..


Memes,  
    
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"What are we"

Well you're mine and I'm single
"What are we"

Well you're mine and I'm single


Memes,  Future Memes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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"Why can't u just be mine"

Cause you pillow talk, u selfish, a cheater, annoying, a lame, a liar, immature, problematic you naaame it
"Why can't u just be mine"

Cause you pillow talk, u selfish, a cheater, annoying, a lame, a liar, immature, problematic you naaame it


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  
    
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Boy: Why can't we talk?

Me: You be sneaking, creeping, cheating, stealing, lying, playing ,faking you naaaaame it!
Boy: Why can't we talk?

Me: You be sneaking, creeping, cheating, stealing, lying, playing ,faking you naaaaame it!


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  Insults For Boys,  
    
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Me: My girl dope, she's beautiful, ambitious, can cook, and genuinely cares about me

Also me: lol, cheat on her
Me: My girl dope, she's beautiful, ambitious, can cook, and genuinely cares about me

Also me: lol, cheat on her


Memes,  Stupid Men Jokes,  
    
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If you can't handle me at my palms are sweaty

You don't deserve me at my mom's spaghetti
If you can't handle me at my palms are sweaty

You don't deserve me at my mom's spaghetti


Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Eminem Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I've met a boy"
A week later:

That's over.
It's cancelled.
Me: "I've met a boy"
A week later:

That's over.
It's cancelled.


Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Him: Wanna date for 6 months so we don't have to be alone through winter and the major holidays?

Her: Haha yes goo idea
Him: Wanna date for 6 months so we don't have to be alone through winter and the major holidays?

Her: Haha yes goo idea


Memes,  Season Jokes,  
    
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"Stop telling people I'm your girlfriend"
"Stop telling people I'm your girlfriend"

Memes,  Jokes About Drake,  Vma Meme,  
    
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'Summer's almost over, you looking to settle down now?'

Me:
'Summer's almost over, you looking to settle down now?'

Me:


Memes,  End Of Summer Jokes,  
    
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"no i'm not ready for a relationship, but i want you to wait for me and not cheat on me while i  other girls"
"no i'm not ready for a relationship, but i want you to wait for me and not cheat on me while i other girls"

Memes,  Relationship Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Reporter: How long have you been seeing each other?

Her: Seeing who?
Reporter: How long have you been seeing each other?

Her: Seeing who?


Memes,  John Cena Memes,  
    
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Son: Dad, how did you meet mom?

Dad: Well it all started when she told me she had a Charizard in her back yard so I went & captured it first try
Son: Dad, how did you meet mom?

Dad: Well it all started when she told me she had a Charizard in her back yard so I went & captured it first try


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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girl: i like a man with either an impressive wallet or an impressive package *wink*

guy: i don't know about that second one but my wallet definitely makes up for it hahah

bartender: sir your credit card declined

guy: ...is there a third thing u like in men?
girl: i like a man with either an impressive wallet or an impressive package *wink*

guy: i don't know about that second one but my wallet definitely makes up for it hahah

bartender: sir your credit card declined

guy: ...is there a third thing u like in men?


Memes,  Gold Digger Meme,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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Him: I need to tell u something. I'm ready to fart in front of you.

Her: I've been thinking that I'm ready for that, too.

Him: It's a big step.

Her: Let the farting commence
Him: I need to tell u something. I'm ready to fart in front of you.

Her: I've been thinking that I'm ready for that, too.

Him: It's a big step.

Her: Let the farting commence


Memes,  Farting Jokes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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