Funny Dating Sayings

 – 176 total
                  
In the style of the dating game you may have noticed we have some of the most in demand viral funny dating sayings, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have an array of puns, jokes, dialogue and punch lines. Such classics like girl that doesn’t like you talks to you all the time. Girl that likes you doesn’t talk to you. This is why women are impossible.

After your date stands you up, visit feel free to rate your favorite jokes, share them on social media and share them with your friends and family, and even add a few kappits of your very own. We are consistently adding fresh memes and jokes in this section so please be sure that you revisit us again here soon.
"He needs to be 6ft or taller with a beard, drives a new series BMW, has his own house and patterns me when I act up"

Her:
"He needs to be 6ft or taller with a beard, drives a new series BMW, has his own house and patterns me when I act up"

Her:


Memes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  Ironic Humor,  
    
0%

Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:

1. Stay together forever
2. Break up

No pressure.


Memes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
0%

"She thought her man was different loooool"
"She thought her man was different loooool"

Memes,  Mannequin Meme,  Hilarious Pictures With Captions,  
    
0%

Her to him: I talked to God about you.

God to her: First of all... I told you he was trash.
Her to him: I talked to God about you.

God to her: First of all... I told you he was trash.


Memes,  Love Advice For Girls,  First Of All Meme,  
    
0%

Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy
Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy

Memes,  Death Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
0%

You gotta ask females "SO you single single or hungry single?"
You gotta ask females "SO you single single or hungry single?"

Memes,  Single Jokes,  Hungry Jokes,  
    
0%

Channing Tatum if you're lookin to downgrade tremendously hmu
Channing Tatum if you're lookin to downgrade tremendously hmu

Memes,  Channing Tatum Jokes,  
    
0%

"i am no longer the family pet, me and your dad are together now and it's about time you sw me some ing respect"
"i am no longer the family pet, me and your dad are together now and it's about time you sw me some ing respect"

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
0%

Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you
Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
100%

"I wanna get to know you more.."
"I wanna get to know you more.."

Memes,  Pick Up Line Jokes,  
    
0%

"Y'all talk?"

In my head we d, why wassup?
"Y'all talk?"

In my head we d, why wassup?


Memes,  Imagination Jokes,  
    
0%

him: come  with a real man

me: come  with a real man
him: come with a real man

me: come with a real man


Memes,  Pick Up Line Jokes,  Witty Pictures,  
    
0%

"When am I gonna meet your family?"
"When am I gonna meet your family?"

Memes,  Tyga Memes,  
    
0%

friend: he's so ugly what do you see in him?

me:
friend: he's so ugly what do you see in him?

me:


Memes,  
    
0%

Do I really want a relationship...or do I just want attention?
Do I really want a relationship...or do I just want attention?

Memes,  Relationship Jokes One Liners,  Rihanna Meme,  
    
100%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!