Funny Dating Sayings

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In the style of the dating game you may have noticed we have some of the most in demand viral funny dating sayings, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have an array of puns, jokes, dialogue and punch lines. Such classics like girl that doesn’t like you talks to you all the time. Girl that likes you doesn’t talk to you. This is why women are impossible.

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Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you
Me: I want a man

Man:

Me: Not you


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
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"I wanna get to know you more.."
"I wanna get to know you more.."

Memes,  Pick Up Line Jokes,  
    
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"Y'all talk?"

In my head we d, why wassup?
"Y'all talk?"

In my head we d, why wassup?


Memes,  Imagination Jokes,  
    
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him: come  with a real man

me: come  with a real man
him: come with a real man

me: come with a real man


Memes,  Pick Up Line Jokes,  Witty Pictures,  
    
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"When am I gonna meet your family?"
"When am I gonna meet your family?"

Memes,  Tyga Memes,  
    
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friend: he's so ugly what do you see in him?

me:
friend: he's so ugly what do you see in him?

me:


Memes,  
    
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Do I really want a relationship...or do I just want attention?
Do I really want a relationship...or do I just want attention?

Memes,  Relationship Jokes One Liners,  Rihanna Meme,  
    
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When she ask what are we??

Me issa meeee

You issa youuuuu
When she ask what are we??

Me issa meeee

You issa youuuuu


Memes,  Funny Anime Memes,  Friends With Benefits Jokes,  
    
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me: im done wit that 

her: im outside

me:
me: im done wit that

her: im outside

me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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I always warn guys that I'm a lot to handle and their exact words are always "I can handle you" then later on be like "you're psycho"
I always warn guys that I'm a lot to handle and their exact words are always "I can handle you" then later on be like "you're psycho"

Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice
Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Funny Being Single Quotes,  
    
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Person: So how serious are you guys?

Me: Well idk we've been tagging each other in memes lately
Person: So how serious are you guys?

Me: Well idk we've been tagging each other in memes lately


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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Me: She fine but she got six kids just walk away now.

Inner me: Income tax right around the corner
Me: She fine but she got six kids just walk away now.

Inner me: Income tax right around the corner


Memes,  Gold Digger Meme,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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U wanna date me??? Well ger in line
U wanna date me??? Well ger in line

Memes,  Single Memes,  
    
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hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..
hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..


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