Funny Death Quotes

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Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What
Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What


Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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Can we all agree not to warm people about eating Tide pods

And let natural selection run its course
Can we all agree not to warm people about eating Tide pods

And let natural selection run its course


Memes,  Laundry Jokes,  
    
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doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath]  he's good
doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath] he's good


Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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His attorney told him

To just hang in there.
His attorney told him

To just hang in there.


Memes,  Aaron Hernandez Jokes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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Nah u said and I quote "FML I gotta go to work at 12, kill me now." Well I pulled up so ima need you to have that same energy my guy
Nah u said and I quote "FML I gotta go to work at 12, kill me now." Well I pulled up so ima need you to have that same energy my guy

Memes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.
And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.

Memes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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" So what's good? You swear you 'dead' every time you looking at them memes so let's roll "
" So what's good? You swear you 'dead' every time you looking at them memes so let's roll "

Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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"Oh, hey '80s kids. That's a really nice childhood you've got there. It'd be a shame if something...

...Happened to it!" -2016
"Oh, hey '80s kids. That's a really nice childhood you've got there. It'd be a shame if something...

...Happened to it!" -2016


Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  
    
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"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"
"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"

Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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I wish someone would look at me the way Cersei looks at the fiery deaths of all her enemies
I wish someone would look at me the way Cersei looks at the fiery deaths of all her enemies

Memes,  Jokes For Love,  Game Of Thrones Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Will you visit me when I get out? 

Nurse: Lol nah, I hate gravyards
Kid: Will you visit me when I get out?

Nurse: Lol nah, I hate gravyards


Memes,  Funny Nurse Sayings,  
    
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Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9
Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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im coming harambe
im coming harambe

Memes,  Harambe Meme,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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man: i pe i go as peacefully as grandpa. 

woman: peacefully? he killed 4 people in a car crash!

man: ya, but at least he was asleep when he did it.
man: i pe i go as peacefully as grandpa.

woman: peacefully? he killed 4 people in a car crash!

man: ya, but at least he was asleep when he did it.


Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do
Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do


Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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