Funny Dental Sayings

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"Teeth are always in style."

-Dr. Suess
"Teeth are always in style."

-Dr. Suess


Rotten Teeth Jokes,  Funny Tooth Jokes,  
    
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I'll have you know I had my wisdom teeth removed

And I only cried and bled for twenty hours
I'll have you know I had my wisdom teeth removed

And I only cried and bled for twenty hours


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Funny Surgery Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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The gloves are off the wisdom teeth are out
The gloves are off the wisdom teeth are out

Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Dentist Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"If they have to use dental records to identify a body, how do they know which dentist to ask?"
"If they have to use dental records to identify a body, how do they know which dentist to ask?"

Funny Dental Comics,  Funny Dental Jokes,  
    
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I don't judge people by the color of their skin, I judge people by the color of their teeth
I don't judge people by the color of their skin, I judge people by the color of their teeth

Funny Ecards,  Dentist Jokes,  Funny Dentist Joke,  
    
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This will only hurt a little bit
This will only hurt a little bit

Memes,  Dentist Jokes One Liners,  Good Dentist Jokes,  
    
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Eating mint flavored ice cream counts as brushing your teeth, right?
Eating mint flavored ice cream counts as brushing your teeth, right?

Funny Ecards,  Really Silly Jokes,  Ice Cream Joke,  
    
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Spend 30 minutes explaining disease process to patient. 

They ask about whitening.
Spend 30 minutes explaining disease process to patient.

They ask about whitening.


Memes,  Dental Jokes,  Funny Medical Quotes,  
    
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I don't always floss, 

But when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes
I don't always floss,

But when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes


Memes,  Dental Jokes,  Best Memes Ever,  
    
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Yeah, well crown or no crown, the thing went off, so we'll need to do a cavity search.
Yeah, well crown or no crown, the thing went off, so we'll need to do a cavity search.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Dental Comics,  Tooth Puns,  Tooth Joke,  
    
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I would like a rapid palatal expander and braces for my class III malocclusion.

You'll shoot your eyetooth out, kid.
I would like a rapid palatal expander and braces for my class III malocclusion.

You'll shoot your eyetooth out, kid.


Funny Pictures,  Funny Dental Comics,  Funny Clean Christmas Jokes  
    
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Hey, I just met you, and this is craaazy,

Your gums are bleeding, floss them maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is craaazy,

Your gums are bleeding, floss them maybe


Funny Pictures,  Music Funny,  Funny Dentist Slogans,  
    
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Dental pain, you say?

I'll see your cardiac workup and raise you a pelvic exam.
Dental pain, you say?

I'll see your cardiac workup and raise you a pelvic exam.


Funny Ecards,  Workplace Ecards,  Dental Puns,  Dental Jokes,  
    
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