Funny Dentist Jokes

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What if I told you

Vigorously brushing your teeth before the dentist will not change a single thing
What if I told you

Vigorously brushing your teeth before the dentist will not change a single thing


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Dirty Teeth Jokes,  
    
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Demotivational Posters Funny,  Dental Jokes,  
    
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"The tooth fairy took my $1,500 dentures and left me a lousy quarter."
"The tooth fairy took my $1,500 dentures and left me a lousy quarter."

Teeth Jokes For Kids,  Tooth Fairy Jokes,  Dentist Jokes One Liners,  
    
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A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.
A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

Teeth Jokes For Kids,  Teeth Joke,  Dentist Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Two cavities, that's not so bad. 

But I only have three teeth
Two cavities, that's not so bad.

But I only have three teeth


Teeth Jokes For Kids,  Dentist Jokes One Liners,  Dentist Joke,  
    
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After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure.
After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure.

Dentist Jokes One Liners,  Good Dentist Jokes,  
    
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Good Dentist Jokes,  Dentist Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What day does Mike Tyson always schedule his dentist appointments

Toothdays!!!
What day does Mike Tyson always schedule his dentist appointments

Toothdays!!!


Tuesday Jokes,  Mike Tyson Memes,  
    
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would this help with

your fears at the dentist
would this help with

your fears at the dentist


Memes,  
    
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my girl ain't allowed to go to the dentist 

ain't no man allowed to tell her when he available to go in her mouth but me
my girl ain't allowed to go to the dentist

ain't no man allowed to tell her when he available to go in her mouth but me


Dentist Jokes,  Ike Memes,  
    
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When your dentist asks if you've been flossin and you look at him like this
When your dentist asks if you've been flossin and you look at him like this

Memes,  Dentist Joke,  
    
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Every dentist to every patient

And then I told him

He has the most best well taken care of teeth that I have ever seen.
Every dentist to every patient

And then I told him

He has the most best well taken care of teeth that I have ever seen.


Memes,  Dentist Jokes,  Funny Dental Jokes,  
    
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Dentist: Ok open up

Me: Well I guess it all started when my dad left.....

Dentist: No I mean-

Assistant: Wait Bill.......let him finish
Dentist: Ok open up

Me: Well I guess it all started when my dad left.....

Dentist: No I mean-

Assistant: Wait Bill.......let him finish


Funny Jokes,  Funny Dentist Joke,  
    
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When the dentist gives a lead vest for safety but hides behind a brick wall for xrays
When the dentist gives a lead vest for safety but hides behind a brick wall for xrays

Memes,  Dentist Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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