Funny Diet Quotes

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him: yeah so i've been vegan for 8 years

her: wow that's...

him: but i eat fish

her: right...

him: and like the occasional cheeseburger lol and obv bacon sometimes

her: so you're just basically full of 

him: yes i am
him: yeah so i've been vegan for 8 years

her: wow that's...

him: but i eat fish

her: right...

him: and like the occasional cheeseburger lol and obv bacon sometimes

her: so you're just basically full of

him: yes i am


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Vegan Memes,  
    
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That feeling 

After you eat a cheat meal
That feeling

After you eat a cheat meal


After Dinner Jokes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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'Don't you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?'
'Don't you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?'

Cholesterol Jokes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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"The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam."
"The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam."

Funny Health Comics,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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when you bussin' your  dieting and excercising to look good for bae

then you catch his dumb  pleasuring himself to bbw videos
when you bussin' your dieting and excercising to look good for bae

then you catch his dumb pleasuring himself to bbw videos


Your Face When Jokes,  Diet Memes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas.

It's called balance.
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas.

It's called balance.


Memes,  Diet Memes,  
    
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If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Funny Quotes,  Refrigerator Meme,  Refrigerator Jokes,  
    
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."

Dieting Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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when u on a diet and pretending to be having fun sober while the wle squad is lit
when u on a diet and pretending to be having fun sober while the wle squad is lit

Memes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.
No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.

Funny Jokes,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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My liquid diet is going great. After 4 glasses of wine I no longer care about how fat I am.
My liquid diet is going great. After 4 glasses of wine I no longer care about how fat I am.

Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Why buy an $80 swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets
Why buy an $80 swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets

Memes,  Food Memes,  Bill Cosby Meme,  
    
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I don't always go ona diet

But when I do, I expect immediate results
I don't always go ona diet

But when I do, I expect immediate results


Memes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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People who have perfect bodies and don't exercise is the reason I hate everyone
People who have perfect bodies and don't exercise is the reason I hate everyone

Funny Jokes,  Funny Exercise Sayings,  
    
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Oh, you want to order a burger?

Well, I'm on a diet, you have to order a salad.
Oh, you want to order a burger?

Well, I'm on a diet, you have to order a salad.


Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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