Funny Diet Sayings

Dieting is for fat people or rather people that think they’re fat. Some people seem to think that if you add a diet coke to everything or maybe a salad that’s considered a diet. There're the people that go to the gym everyday but come home and eat every and everything they want and the people that have a really good diet but go balls to the wall on cheat day. There are plenty of funny diet sayings most of which you’ve maybe heard before but the jokes and memes that pop up all the time make them even funnier.

Here we have the funniest diet sayings from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!