Funny Diet Sayings

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Funny diet sayingsI like to maintain a well-rounded diet
Dieting is for fat people or rather people that think they’re fat. Some people seem to think that if you add a diet coke to everything or maybe a salad that’s considered a diet. There're the people that go to the gym everyday but come home and eat every and everything they want and the people that have a really good diet but go balls to the wall on cheat day. There are plenty of funny diet sayings most of which you’ve maybe heard before but the jokes and memes that pop up all the time make them even funnier.

Here we have the funniest diet sayings from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I told my husband I want to lose weight and he read me right there on the spot he said "so no more soda. and no more having 2 or 3 bowls of cereal at midnight right before bed... " I didn't ask you how mf mind ya business!!!!!!!
I told my husband I want to lose weight and he read me right there on the spot he said "so no more soda. and no more having 2 or 3 bowls of cereal at midnight right before bed... " I didn't ask you how mf mind ya business!!!!!!!

Memes,  Weight Loss Jokes,  
    
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Diets are literally impossible when boyfriends & Chinese food exits
Diets are literally impossible when boyfriends & Chinese food exits

Memes,  Chinese Food Jokes,  
    
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i got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack
i got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack

Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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Pretty rude how chips & salsa aren't healthy but ok
Pretty rude how chips & salsa aren't healthy but ok

Memes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"
Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When you've been on a low carb diet for 48 hours and you see someone forgot to eat their pizza crust

I don't need it.
When you've been on a low carb diet for 48 hours and you see someone forgot to eat their pizza crust

I don't need it.


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When Facebook hits you with the "on this day 3 years ago" photo

Look at how skinny I was

I'll start tomorrow
When Facebook hits you with the "on this day 3 years ago" photo

Look at how skinny I was

I'll start tomorrow


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  Facebook Memes,  
    
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Me: Time 2 get fit

*eats a celery*

Me:

Nope. Don't like that.
Me: Time 2 get fit

*eats a celery*

Me:

Nope. Don't like that.


Memes,  The Office Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm gonna start eating healthy

Also me: Treat yourself one last time, you deserve it
Me: I'm gonna start eating healthy

Also me: Treat yourself one last time, you deserve it


Memes,  Kermit Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: I shouldn't eat that, I need to get in shape...

Inner me: Eat it, rounds a shape....
Me: I shouldn't eat that, I need to get in shape...

Inner me: Eat it, rounds a shape....


Memes,  Out Of Shape Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: I need to lose some weight

Also me:
Me: I need to lose some weight

Also me:


Memes,  Weight Loss Problems,  Eating Meme,  
    
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when someone says "i tught you were on a diet"...

"w about you mind your own  business!"
when someone says "i tught you were on a diet"...

"w about you mind your own business!"


Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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I have to lose weight

Oooh look chocolate
I have to lose weight

Oooh look chocolate


Memes,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  Dory Meme,  
    
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"Thought you were on a diet"

-Me
"Thought you were on a diet"

-Me


Memes,  Diet Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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When Facebook hits you with the "On this day 3 years ago" photo

Look at how skinny I was

I'll start tomorrow
When Facebook hits you with the "On this day 3 years ago" photo

Look at how skinny I was

I'll start tomorrow


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