Funny Diet Sayings

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Funny diet sayingsI like to maintain a well-rounded diet
Dieting is for fat people or rather people that think they’re fat. Some people seem to think that if you add a diet coke to everything or maybe a salad that’s considered a diet. There're the people that go to the gym everyday but come home and eat every and everything they want and the people that have a really good diet but go balls to the wall on cheat day. There are plenty of funny diet sayings most of which you’ve maybe heard before but the jokes and memes that pop up all the time make them even funnier.

Here we have the funniest diet sayings from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me: I need to lose some weight

Also me:
Me: I need to lose some weight

Also me:


Memes,  Weight Loss Problems,  Eating Meme,  
    
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when someone says "i tught you were on a diet"...

"w about you mind your own  business!"
when someone says "i tught you were on a diet"...

"w about you mind your own business!"


Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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I have to lose weight

Oooh look chocolate
I have to lose weight

Oooh look chocolate


Memes,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  Dory Meme,  
    
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"Thought you were on a diet"

-Me
"Thought you were on a diet"

-Me


Memes,  Diet Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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When Facebook hits you with the "On this day 3 years ago" photo

Look at how skinny I was

I'll start tomorrow
When Facebook hits you with the "On this day 3 years ago" photo

Look at how skinny I was

I'll start tomorrow


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  
    
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diet tip:

your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
diet tip:

your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.


Funny Quotes,  Pants Jokes,  
    
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Me two days into my diet

When will it end?
Me two days into my diet

When will it end?


Memes,  Rugrats Jokes,  Diet Memes,  
    
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If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Funny Quotes,  Refrigerator Meme,  Refrigerator Jokes,  
    
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Diet day 1:

I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.
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Yep: This sounds like 90% of the population
Diet day 1:

I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected

Calorie Jokes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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why isnt there diet  yet?
why isnt there diet yet?

Vodka Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Sayings,  
    
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My liquid diet is going great. After 4 glasses of wine I no longer care about how fat I am.
My liquid diet is going great. After 4 glasses of wine I no longer care about how fat I am.

Memes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Looking at bread

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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Looking at bread: Being on a low carb diet
Looking at bread

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.


Memes,  Bread Jokes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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when you on dat diet

but you be like "just the tip, just for a second, just to see w it feels"
when you on dat diet

but you be like "just the tip, just for a second, just to see w it feels"


Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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After one week on that summer time fine diet. Don't judge me. You need oxygen don't you. Well this my oxygen
After one week on that summer time fine diet. Don't judge me. You need oxygen don't you. Well this my oxygen

Memes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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