Funny Dirty Jokes

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Funny dirty jokesYou can tell all you need to know about a person by whether they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to the banana.

This Years Top Funny Dirty Jokes


Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
A: He got the gas bill.

Q: Why can you play Uno with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green cards.

Here's a list with more of the top funny dirty jokes starting from this year.
when bae's rny but you just want to sleep
when bae's rny but you just want to sleep

Memes,  Bae Memes,  Horny Jokes,  
    
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when you pull your  out and it's little but she still accepts it
when you pull your out and it's little but she still accepts it

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"So yeah the presales still gonna be $10 each for you and your homegirls"
"So yeah the presales still gonna be $10 each for you and your homegirls"

Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female. And you wonder why the ocean is salty...
  • Wearing two condoms does not give you extra protection. It raises the chances of the condom breaking due to the friction.
  • Tampons were originally designed for bullet wounds.
  • People who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.
  • A woman's breasts can swell up to 25% when horny.
  • what have yeast and a hillbilly got in common? 

they're both in bread.
    what have yeast and a hillbilly got in common?

    they're both in bread.


    Hillbilly Insults,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  
        
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    w do you give a hillbilly a circision?

you kick his sister in the jaw.
    w do you give a hillbilly a circision?

    you kick his sister in the jaw.


    Hillbilly Insults,  
        
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    when it's been 2 weeks, 5 days, 3 urs & 4 seconds since yo side   you down & yo lame  husband is doing nothing but take good care of you.
    when it's been 2 weeks, 5 days, 3 urs & 4 seconds since yo side you down & yo lame husband is doing nothing but take good care of you.

    Memes,  Cheating Humor,  Infidelity Jokes,  
        
    100%

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    ballsack.
    ballsack.

    Knitting Puns,  
        
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    why dont the amish teach

sex ed and drivers ed in the same day

the rse

will be too tired
    why dont the amish teach

    sex ed and drivers ed in the same day

    the rse

    will be too tired


    Horse Joke,  
        
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    one does not simply

forget steak and  day.
    one does not simply

    forget steak and day.


    One Does Not Simply Memes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
        
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    when its phat, shaved and pink

and smelling like green apple bath and body works
    when its phat, shaved and pink

    and smelling like green apple bath and body works


    Memes,  
        
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    a female plumber?

yeah, i'd tap that.
    a female plumber?

    yeah, i'd tap that.


    Plumbing Puns,  Jokes About Females,  
        
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    when you ate yo girl  but she say you dont love her
    when you ate yo girl but she say you dont love her

    Memes,  
        
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    booty had me like
    booty had me like

    Booty Jokes,  Big Butt Jokes,  
        
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    oral skills wanted.

apply below.
    oral skills wanted.

    apply below.


    Funny Jokes,  Funny Shirt Sayings,  
        
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