Funny Dirty Quotes

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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes
Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes


Memes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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How many kids can y'all afford right now based on what's in your account? lol.

I can only afford to swallow them at this point
How many kids can y'all afford right now based on what's in your account? lol.

I can only afford to swallow them at this point


Memes,  
    
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Believe in something.
Even if it means swallowing everything.
Believe in something.
Even if it means swallowing everything.


Memes,  Monica Lewinski Jokes,  Bill Clinton Joke,  
    
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when his voice is deep as  and he calls you baby girl.

i'm moister than an oyster
when his voice is deep as and he calls you baby girl.

i'm moister than an oyster


Memes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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her : "so what are we?"

me : "parents bih , i didn't pull out"
her : "so what are we?"

me : "parents bih , i didn't pull out"


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Pull Out Meme,  
    
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if your grandma lost her dentures maybe she suld check the backseat of my oldsmobile
if your grandma lost her dentures maybe she suld check the backseat of my oldsmobile

Funny Tweets,  Grandma Jokes,  False Teeth Jokes,  
    
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bae: your so inconsistent sometimes it 5 min, sometimes 10 sometimes 20 ming

me: but did you nut t?
bae: your so inconsistent sometimes it 5 min, sometimes 10 sometimes 20 ming

me: but did you nut t?


Memes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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when you ask her wse  is it and she moans "its your  daddy"
when you ask her wse is it and she moans "its your daddy"

Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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not only am i a mechanic but i also take it in the .
not only am i a mechanic but i also take it in the .

    
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abstinence is for , but not for mine.
abstinence is for , but not for mine.

Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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sometimes...and everything bagel with cream cheese and raspberry preserves... makes it all better!

well...that and great sex!
sometimes...and everything bagel with cream cheese and raspberry preserves... makes it all better!

well...that and great sex!


Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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girls w have a lil hair on they chin give the best head
girls w have a lil hair on they chin give the best head

Funny Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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pluto:

proof that size matters
pluto:

proof that size matters


Pluto Jokes,  Best Short Jokes,  
    
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a wet dream is a wish your crotch makes
a wet dream is a wish your crotch makes

Wet Dream Jokes,  Wish Jokes,  
    
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you're my princess and your throne is my face
you're my princess and your throne is my face

Funny Quotes,  Princess Jokes,  
    
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