Funny Dirty Sayings

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Dawg somebody called R Kelly's supporters the Peehive

Lmaoooooo
Dawg somebody called R Kelly's supporters the Peehive

Lmaoooooo


Memes,  R Kelly Meme,  
    
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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes
Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes


Memes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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so a happy ending isn't the same ting

as getting your balls deflated?!?!
so a happy ending isn't the same ting

as getting your balls deflated?!?!


Memes,  Robert Kraft Meme,  Deflate Gate,  
    
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How many kids can y'all afford right now based on what's in your account? lol.

I can only afford to swallow them at this point
How many kids can y'all afford right now based on what's in your account? lol.

I can only afford to swallow them at this point


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first thing you doing if you win $200 million?

beat my meat. i need post-nut clarity before i make my next move.
first thing you doing if you win $200 million?

beat my meat. i need post-nut clarity before i make my next move.


Memes,  Lottery Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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when she starts licking that lol piece between your balls and
when she starts licking that lol piece between your balls and

Memes,  
    
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when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"
when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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i'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop

what really happens:
i'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop

what really happens:


Memes,  
    
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Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.
Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.


Memes,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Women,  
    
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Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."
Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."


Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Boys,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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Her: "How much you pay for your romper"

Me: "It was half off"

Her: "I'm trynna see it 100% off"

Me:
Her: "How much you pay for your romper"

Me: "It was half off"

Her: "I'm trynna see it 100% off"

Me:


Memes,  Carmelo Anthony Memes,  Romper Meme,  
    
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are you a 25-point lead? because i want to blow you.

to:
from:
are you a 25-point lead? because i want to blow you.

to:
from:


Memes,  Atlanta Falcons Jokes,  
    
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me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.
me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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they say money talks
they say money talks

Memes,  Clever Images,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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i'm looking for this type of girlfriend
i'm looking for this type of girlfriend

Memes,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  
    
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