Funny Dirty Sayings

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Her: "How much you pay for your romper"

Me: "It was half off"

Her: "I'm trynna see it 100% off"

Me:
Her: "How much you pay for your romper"

Me: "It was half off"

Her: "I'm trynna see it 100% off"

Me:


Memes,  Carmelo Anthony Memes,  Romper Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Atlanta Falcons Jokes,  
    
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me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.
me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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they say money talks
they say money talks

Memes,  Clever Images,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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i'm looking for this type of girlfriend
i'm looking for this type of girlfriend

Memes,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  
    
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"what that mouth do"
"what that mouth do"

Memes,  What That Mouth Do,  
    
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i like my women w i like my weather
i like my women w i like my weather

Memes,  Weather Puns,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Shirt Slogans,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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when you ask him what he wanna eat and he say "you"
when you ask him what he wanna eat and he say "you"

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kid: mom i got my bed all wet...

mom: well maybe you suld go teach your dad then because he can't get anything wet
kid: mom i got my bed all wet...

mom: well maybe you suld go teach your dad then because he can't get anything wet


Memes,  Bed Joke,  
    
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"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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i just want a girl that's not afraid to sve a cupcake in her booty then squat over my face & let me eat it
i just want a girl that's not afraid to sve a cupcake in her booty then squat over my face & let me eat it

Memes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  
    
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dad: cut it up real small so u don't cke babe

mom: what are u gonna teach me w to swallow next?

dad: too late now...right kids?...lol
dad: cut it up real small so u don't cke babe

mom: what are u gonna teach me w to swallow next?

dad: too late now...right kids?...lol


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i promise to treat you as good as my leather and ride you as much as my harley
i promise to treat you as good as my leather and ride you as much as my harley

Biker Jokes One Liners,  Harley Davidson Jokes,  
    
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hillbilly word of the day: 'cedar'

i know she ain't wearin' no panties cuz i cedar !
hillbilly word of the day: 'cedar'

i know she ain't wearin' no panties cuz i cedar !


Hillbilly Insults,  Redneck Word Of The Day,  
    
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