Funny Dirty Sayings

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when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"
when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"

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i'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop

what really happens:
i'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop

what really happens:


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Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.
Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.


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Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."
Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."


Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Boys,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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Her: "How much you pay for your romper"

Me: "It was half off"

Her: "I'm trynna see it 100% off"

Me:
Her: "How much you pay for your romper"

Me: "It was half off"

Her: "I'm trynna see it 100% off"

Me:


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are you a 25-point lead? because i want to blow you.

to:
from:
are you a 25-point lead? because i want to blow you.

to:
from:


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me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.
me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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they say money talks
they say money talks

Memes,  Clever Images,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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i'm looking for this type of girlfriend
i'm looking for this type of girlfriend

Memes,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  
    
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"what that mouth do"
"what that mouth do"

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i like my women w i like my weather
i like my women w i like my weather

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Girlfriend: You better think long and hard about how immature you are

Me: Ok...

GF: Long and hard

Me:
Girlfriend: You better think long and hard about how immature you are

Me: Ok...

GF: Long and hard

Me:


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when you ask him what he wanna eat and he say "you"
when you ask him what he wanna eat and he say "you"

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kid: mom i got my bed all wet...

mom: well maybe you suld go teach your dad then because he can't get anything wet
kid: mom i got my bed all wet...

mom: well maybe you suld go teach your dad then because he can't get anything wet


Memes,  Bed Joke,  
    
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"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."
"idk about you but, i got my nut and yo uber is outside so...."

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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