Funny Disney Quotes

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Funny Disney quotes are amazing. You get to relive your childhood and laugh at it while you pretend it wasn't your entire world. A great quote about Cinderella's Prince, "Says you are the love of his life, forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom." Not such a prince charming after all. One quote almost all girls can relate to is, "Disney gave me unrealistic expectations about hair." If only.

Walt Disney has many trending funny Disney quotes on social media. One is, "You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing for you." Another is, "Adults are only kids grown up anyway." One doesn't simply grow out of Disney.
Disneyworld is so cool cause you can listen to parents freak out on their children in every language.
Disneyworld is so cool cause you can listen to parents freak out on their children in every language.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Great Joke,  
    
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Frankly I found the whole dating thing to be overrated. Who would subject themselves to that?

Those of us who can actually get dates.

The joke's on both of you

You end up dating each other
Frankly I found the whole dating thing to be overrated. Who would subject themselves to that?

Those of us who can actually get dates.

The joke's on both of you

You end up dating each other


Memes,  Funny Disney Jokes,  
    
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me: netflix and chill?
her: only if it's a disney movie
me: netflix and chill?
her: only if it's a disney movie


Memes,  Funny Disney Jokes,  
    
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Curse you

Perry the platypus
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dd: Curse
Curse you

Perry the platypus


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  
    
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Me in school

I'm surrounded by idiots.
Me in school

I'm surrounded by idiots.


Memes,  Lion King Jokes,  
    
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bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

white lips

pale face

would ya

change ya fate

ly
bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

white lips

pale face

would ya

change ya fate

ly


Memes,  Ed Sheeran Funny,  
    
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not before my

coffee
not before my

coffee


Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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Oh my ...

That beard.
Oh my ...

That beard.


Memes,  Beard Jokes,  Facial Hair Jokes,  
    
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When Disney was at its best
When Disney was at its best

Memes,  Disney Jokes,  
    
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When people bring up mistakes you made like 10 years ago

Let it go, let it go
When people bring up mistakes you made like 10 years ago

Let it go, let it go


Memes,  Disney Jokes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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Let's just be honest, she looks like asian without make up
Let's just be honest, she looks like asian without make up

Memes,  Disney Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Walt Disney's

Makeovers fix everything
Walt Disney's

Makeovers fix everything


Memes,  Funny Disney Jokes,  
    
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When the beast went human I cried.

I was like, you just lost all your gains bro
When the beast went human I cried.

I was like, you just lost all your gains bro


Memes,  Funny Disney Images,  
    
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Bropunzel
Bropunzel

Memes,  Bro Jokes,  Beard Jokes,  
    
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"me not boyfriend ...you tt"
"me not boyfriend ...you tt"

Memes,  Thot Memes,  Tarzan Jokes,  
    
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