Funny Divorce Ecards

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happy 40th birthday. pefully, you're husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.
happy 40th birthday. pefully, you're husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.

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My husband asked me what I want for my birthday... I told him "a divorce."
My husband asked me what I want for my birthday... I told him "a divorce."

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Happy Birthday to a friend who I will probably end up living with after we divorce our husbands.
Happy Birthday to a friend who I will probably end up living with after we divorce our husbands.

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Sometimes I want to get divorced. Not because I hate my husband but so I can have every other weekend off from the kids and all to myself.
Sometimes I want to get divorced. Not because I hate my husband but so I can have every other weekend off from the kids and all to myself.

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What I got to keep in the Divorce Settlement.
What I got to keep in the Divorce Settlement.

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Divorce doesn't solve problems;

divorce creates new problems.
Divorce doesn't solve problems;

divorce creates new problems.


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If only I could speak my mind to everyone & not get fired, divorced, or killed I would be a much happier person.
If only I could speak my mind to everyone & not get fired, divorced, or killed I would be a much happier person.

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She's almost 40, divorced, single mom, lives in her parents basement, won't get a decent job and can't keep a man... But thinks others are jealous of her.
She's almost 40, divorced, single mom, lives in her parents basement, won't get a decent job and can't keep a man... But thinks others are jealous of her.

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Do you know why divorces are so expensive??? BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH IT!!!!!!!!
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Wanda: Congratulations!
Do you know why divorces are so expensive??? BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH IT!!!!!!!!


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When I divorced my wife, we went 50/50 on the house.

She got the inside, I got the outside.
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David: Congratulations? If that's the right thing to say? I'm glad you are taking it well, and may this be the start of an exciting, crazy and fun ride for the rest of your life!! Love Sarah for
When I divorced my wife, we went 50/50 on the house.

She got the inside, I got the outside.


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Divorce gets really ugly, when you see what old friends say about you to the courts! How do you spell drunken hoochie?
Divorce gets really ugly, when you see what old friends say about you to the courts! How do you spell drunken hoochie?

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My sister wife divorced me. I'm not one to break with tradition. So I refuse to keep this divorce civil. She may have divorced me. But, she will always be my scapegoat.

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My sister wife divorced me. I'm not one to break with tradition. So I refuse to keep this divorce civil. She may have divorced me. But, she will always be my scapegoat.

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My to do list 1get divorced 2never get married again
My to do list 1get divorced 2never get married again

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marriage is forever; divorce is not an option. you mad? take your  to the other room and calm down - 'cause we're gonna work this  out!
marriage is forever; divorce is not an option. you mad? take your to the other room and calm down - 'cause we're gonna work this out!

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