Funny Divorce Ecards

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happy 40th birthday. pefully, you're husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.
happy 40th birthday. pefully, you're husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Ex Husband Jokes,  
    
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My husband asked me what I want for my birthday... I told him "a divorce."
My husband asked me what I want for my birthday... I told him "a divorce."

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Happy Birthday to a friend who I will probably end up living with after we divorce our husbands.
Happy Birthday to a friend who I will probably end up living with after we divorce our husbands.

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Sometimes I want to get divorced. Not because I hate my husband but so I can have every other weekend off from the kids and all to myself.
Sometimes I want to get divorced. Not because I hate my husband but so I can have every other weekend off from the kids and all to myself.

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If only I could speak my mind to everyone & not get fired, divorced, or killed I would be a much happier person.
If only I could speak my mind to everyone & not get fired, divorced, or killed I would be a much happier person.

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Divorce doesn't solve problems;

divorce creates new problems.
Divorce doesn't solve problems;

divorce creates new problems.


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What I got to keep in the Divorce Settlement.
What I got to keep in the Divorce Settlement.

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When I divorced my wife, we went 50/50 on the house.

She got the inside, I got the outside.
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David: Congratulations? If that's the right thing to say? I'm glad you are taking it well, and may this be the start of an exciting, crazy and fun ride for the rest of your life!! Love Sarah for
When I divorced my wife, we went 50/50 on the house.

She got the inside, I got the outside.


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Do you know why divorces are so expensive??? BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH IT!!!!!!!!
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Wanda: Congratulations!
Do you know why divorces are so expensive??? BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH IT!!!!!!!!


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She's almost 40, divorced, single mom, lives in her parents basement, won't get a decent job and can't keep a man... But thinks others are jealous of her.
She's almost 40, divorced, single mom, lives in her parents basement, won't get a decent job and can't keep a man... But thinks others are jealous of her.

Funny Ecards,  Jealousy Jokes,  
    
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Divorce gets really ugly, when you see what old friends say about you to the courts! How do you spell drunken hoochie?
Divorce gets really ugly, when you see what old friends say about you to the courts! How do you spell drunken hoochie?

Funny Ecards,  Good Friend Jokes,  
    
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My sister wife divorced me. I'm not one to break with tradition. So I refuse to keep this divorce civil. She may have divorced me. But, she will always be my scapegoat.

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My sister wife divorced me. I'm not one to break with tradition. So I refuse to keep this divorce civil. She may have divorced me. But, she will always be my scapegoat.

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You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it!
You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it!

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it's better to have loved and lost than than  to live with that cheating  le the rest of my life.
it's better to have loved and lost than than to live with that cheating le the rest of my life.

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