Funny Divorce Quotes

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''someday, son, all this will be your ex-wife's.''
''someday, son, all this will be your ex-wife's.''

Memes,  Divorce Meme,  
    
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''People think puppy love is so cute. But you never hear a word about puppy divorce.''
''People think puppy love is so cute. But you never hear a word about puppy divorce.''

Love Jokes For Kids,  Cute Love Jokes,  Funny Cute Love Jokes,  
    
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

Funny Divorce Sayings,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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"I want a divorce, I'm sick of u quoting memes all day"

"When the whole squads on point"

"Ur not even making any sense"
"I want a divorce, I'm sick of u quoting memes all day"

"When the whole squads on point"

"Ur not even making any sense"


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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''That's the problem with mixed marriages.''
''That's the problem with mixed marriages.''

Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Gay Marriage Jokes,  
    
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it says here s are fighting for the right to divorce !

i'm against it ! that could ruin traditional divorces !
it says here s are fighting for the right to divorce !

i'm against it ! that could ruin traditional divorces !


Divorce Jokes,  Gay Marriage Jokes,  
    
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''I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.''
''I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.''

Good Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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stevie wonder is getting a divorce. you have to be doing a lot of  wrong for a man w's never seen you, to never want to see you again....
stevie wonder is getting a divorce. you have to be doing a lot of wrong for a man w's never seen you, to never want to see you again....

Funny Jokes,  Stevie Wonder Jokes,  Stevie Wonder Memes,  
    
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I'm honestly the best person you'll ever meet I'm amazing. My future husband doesn't even deserve me. I already want a divorce.
I'm honestly the best person you'll ever meet I'm amazing. My future husband doesn't even deserve me. I already want a divorce.

Funny Quotes,  Divorce Jokes,  
    
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so in tennessee..

if you divorce your wife she can still be your sister?
so in tennessee..

if you divorce your wife she can still be your sister?


Memes,  Tennessee State Jokes,  
    
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When your Aunt and Uncle seen each other at Thanksgiving after they got divorced.
When your Aunt and Uncle seen each other at Thanksgiving after they got divorced.

Memes,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  
    
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he wanted a ing divorce!

 you courtney!

courtney killed kurt
he wanted a ing divorce!

you courtney!

courtney killed kurt


Memes,  Kurt Cobain Meme,  
    
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I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep the house.
I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep the house.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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I'm not upset about my divorce.  I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

--Roseanne Barr
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

--Roseanne Barr


Funny Quotes,  Widow Jokes,  
    
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