Funny Divorce Sayings

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"This could be us but you won't let me ruin your marriage."
"This could be us but you won't let me ruin your marriage."

Memes,  Bad Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Wife Bashing Jokes,  Divorce Memes,  
    
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

Funny Divorce Quotes,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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Freedom isn't free...

Just ask my divorce lawyer!
Freedom isn't free...

Just ask my divorce lawyer!


Best Lawyer Quotes,  Divorce Humor,  
    
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"ah, yes, divorce... from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"ah, yes, divorce... from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Funny Quotes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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When your Aunt and Uncle seen each other at Thanksgiving after they got divorced.
When your Aunt and Uncle seen each other at Thanksgiving after they got divorced.

Memes,  Funny Divorce Quotes,  
    
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I love Uno

Draw four

Do you want a divorce Martha
I love Uno

Draw four

Do you want a divorce Martha


Memes,  Card Jokes,  George Washington Meme,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  Funny English Signs,  
    
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Wedding... $20,000

Divorce....$5,000

Seeing my ex fail miserably at life without me....Priceless!
Wedding... $20,000

Divorce....$5,000

Seeing my ex fail miserably at life without me....Priceless!


Funny Ecards,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  
    
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.

Funny Ecards,  Divorce Ecards,  
    
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Who ever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce
Who ever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce

Funny Ecards,  Divorce Jokes For Men,  
    
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Divorce doesn't solve problems;

divorce creates new problems.
Divorce doesn't solve problems;

divorce creates new problems.


Funny Ecards,  Funny Divorce Ecards,  
    
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Nobody ever says my divorce is falling apart!!
Nobody ever says my divorce is falling apart!!

Funny Ecards,  Divorce Jokes For Men,  
    
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A divorce and a Texas tornado have one thing in common. You know once they're over, someone is losing a trailer.
A divorce and a Texas tornado have one thing in common. You know once they're over, someone is losing a trailer.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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Last night a hot 25 year old woman hit on me! I soon realized she was just looking for a sugar daddy.

I told her after two divorces with kids, I'm pretty much sugar-free!
Last night a hot 25 year old woman hit on me! I soon realized she was just looking for a sugar daddy.

I told her after two divorces with kids, I'm pretty much sugar-free!


Funny Ecards,  Divorce Ecards,  
    
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