Funny Dog Quotes

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me: my router isn't working

him: have you tired ting on the carpet?

me: what?

him: sir, i'm just trying to do my job.
me: my router isn't working

him: have you tired ting on the carpet?

me: what?

him: sir, i'm just trying to do my job.


Memes,  Funny Tech Support,  Funny Dog Sayings,  
    
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We're going to build the greatest dog park. t's gonna be great. Probably the greatest park ever built..........

.....And the cats. The cats are going to pay for it.
We're going to build the greatest dog park. t's gonna be great. Probably the greatest park ever built..........

.....And the cats. The cats are going to pay for it.


Memes,  Political Humor,  
    
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Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...
Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...

Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  
    
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"Get in loser, we're going to stick our heads out of the window"
"Get in loser, we're going to stick our heads out of the window"

Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Hello sir I'd like to report a serious felony...yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in his hand
Hello sir I'd like to report a serious felony...yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in his hand

Memes,  Crime Jokes,  
    
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Me: The fam sleeping

Inner me: Bark
Me: The fam sleeping

Inner me: Bark


Memes,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  
    
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"You think drawing eyebrows on me is fucking funny, Robert?"
"You think drawing eyebrows on me is fucking funny, Robert?"

Memes,  Eyebrows Meme,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Dog 911: WHat's ur emergency?

Dog: My ball is under the couch

Dog 911: U try barking at it?

Dog: It didn't work

Dog: 911: Omg

Dog: Omg
Dog 911: WHat's ur emergency?

Dog: My ball is under the couch

Dog 911: U try barking at it?

Dog: It didn't work

Dog: 911: Omg

Dog: Omg


Memes,  Dog Humor,  Funny Dog Sayings,  
    
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"the  you gonna do about it sharon?"
"the you gonna do about it sharon?"

Memes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  
    
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"lol look at you you're a little t dog haha"

dog: you think this is a in game robert?
"lol look at you you're a little t dog haha"

dog: you think this is a in game robert?


Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Hot Dog Jokes,  
    
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"What would you like today?"

"2 Jack and cokes please. How much?"

*under breath* free if you let me hump your leg

"What?"

"I said $12"
"What would you like today?"

"2 Jack and cokes please. How much?"

*under breath* free if you let me hump your leg

"What?"

"I said $12"


Memes,  Chocolate Bar Puns,  
    
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dog: a bud light draft for me

bartender: ruff day?

dog: ...just pour my ing drink linda
dog: a bud light draft for me

bartender: ruff day?

dog: ...just pour my ing drink linda


Memes,  Dog Puns,  Best Bar Jokes,  
    
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Sir, sir, if you con, sir if continue to raise your voice I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir.
Sir, sir, if you con, sir if continue to raise your voice I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir.

Memes,  Dog Memes,  Customer Service Meme,  
    
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pretend to throw the frisbee again

i dare you

i double dare you motherer
pretend to throw the frisbee again

i dare you

i double dare you motherer


Frisbee Jokes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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Who needs a therapist?

I have my beagle!
Who needs a therapist?

I have my beagle!


Therapist Jokes,  Beagle Jokes,  
    
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