Funny Dog Sayings

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Here is where we have added funny saying about dogs. Sayings like, 'When u was a dog your whole life and u finally ready to settle down" and "My dog must think he is popular. Whenever someone rings the doorbell, he always assumes it's for him." are just a couple of the funny dog sayings that you will find here. There will also be breed specific jokes and memes about everything dog related in this section.

While you are here checking out the site you will find articles, jokes and memes about topics trending all over the internet. During your visit feel free to exchange them with your friends via your favorite social media channels and rate your favorite ones. We are consistently adding fresh content so be sure you revisit back here often.
me: my router isn't working

him: have you tired ting on the carpet?

me: what?

him: sir, i'm just trying to do my job.
me: my router isn't working

him: have you tired ting on the carpet?

me: what?

him: sir, i'm just trying to do my job.


Memes,  Funny Tech Support,  
    
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"you think this is some hecking joke mark? i asked for a vanilla soy chai tea latte. this is just whipped cream."
"you think this is some hecking joke mark? i asked for a vanilla soy chai tea latte. this is just whipped cream."

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did you just call me a bark ranger? this is my job, carol. forest fires aren't a ing joke.
did you just call me a bark ranger? this is my job, carol. forest fires aren't a ing joke.

Memes,  Dog Puns,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  
    
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Dog: I think that job interview went well!

*Looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time*

Son of a
Dog: I think that job interview went well!

*Looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time*

Son of a


Memes,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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Houston, we have a good boy
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Houston, we have a good boy

Memes,  Astronaut Jokes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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"Who's a good boy?!"

"I don't know anymore George."
"Who's a good boy?!"

"I don't know anymore George."


Memes,  Funny Dog Captions,  
    
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 i'm a dog, roof
i'm a dog, roof

Memes,  Roof Jokes,  
    
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Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...
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Memes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  
    
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"Get in loser, we're going to stick our heads out of the window"
"Get in loser, we're going to stick our heads out of the window"

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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"Smh he did what? He obviously didn't know the angel he had in front of him, I would never treat you like that"
"Smh he did what? He obviously didn't know the angel he had in front of him, I would never treat you like that"

Memes,  Pet Memes,  
    
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Dog: That noise probably wasn't anything to worry about

Dog to dog: Bark just in case it's not
Dog: That noise probably wasn't anything to worry about

Dog to dog: Bark just in case it's not


Memes,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy
cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy


Memes,  Funny Cop Pictures,  
    
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Dog 911: WHat's ur emergency?

Dog: My ball is under the couch

Dog 911: U try barking at it?

Dog: It didn't work

Dog: 911: Omg

Dog: Omg
Dog 911: WHat's ur emergency?

Dog: My ball is under the couch

Dog 911: U try barking at it?

Dog: It didn't work

Dog: 911: Omg

Dog: Omg


Memes,  Dog Humor,  
    
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Pilot: Greg what's the situation 

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers
Pilot: Greg what's the situation

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers


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Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...
Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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