Funny Dog Sayings

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Here is where we have added funny saying about dogs. Sayings like, 'When u was a dog your whole life and u finally ready to settle down" and "My dog must think he is popular. Whenever someone rings the doorbell, he always assumes it's for him." are just a couple of the funny dog sayings that you will find here. There will also be breed specific jokes and memes about everything dog related in this section.

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"Smh he did what? He obviously didn't know the angel he had in front of him, I would never treat you like that"
"Smh he did what? He obviously didn't know the angel he had in front of him, I would never treat you like that"

Memes,  Pet Memes,  
    
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Dog: That noise probably wasn't anything to worry about

Dog to dog: Bark just in case it's not
Dog: That noise probably wasn't anything to worry about

Dog to dog: Bark just in case it's not


Memes,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy
cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy


Memes,  Funny Cop Pictures,  
    
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Dog 911: WHat's ur emergency?

Dog: My ball is under the couch

Dog 911: U try barking at it?

Dog: It didn't work

Dog: 911: Omg

Dog: Omg
Dog 911: WHat's ur emergency?

Dog: My ball is under the couch

Dog 911: U try barking at it?

Dog: It didn't work

Dog: 911: Omg

Dog: Omg


Memes,  Dog Humor,  
    
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Pilot: Greg what's the situation 

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers
Pilot: Greg what's the situation

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers


Memes,  Pilot Humor,  
    
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Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...
Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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dog: ...8...9...10.

him: can't we just walk like a normal owner pet relationship?

dog: ok fatty, w are you the owner? last time i checked you were picking up my crap. w's ma ?

him: i am.
dog: ...8...9...10.

him: can't we just walk like a normal owner pet relationship?

dog: ok fatty, w are you the owner? last time i checked you were picking up my crap. w's ma ?

him: i am.


Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Funny Exercise Pictures,  
    
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"i bring u to the park everyday but you still on the couch. why?!?" 

dog: it's not about location, it's about comfort level and ambiance but i don't expect your simple mind to understand steve.
"i bring u to the park everyday but you still on the couch. why?!?"

dog: it's not about location, it's about comfort level and ambiance but i don't expect your simple mind to understand steve.


Memes,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  
    
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Sharon, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham
KAPPITS (1)
Jan: Jan, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham.
Sharon, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham

Memes,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree

Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target

Dog: Suspect is brown

Sniper: OK

Dog: Walking East

Sniper: OK

Dog: Carrying a nut

Sniper:...are you looking at squirrels again?

Dog: Sorry
Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree

Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target

Dog: Suspect is brown

Sniper: OK

Dog: Walking East

Sniper: OK

Dog: Carrying a nut

Sniper:...are you looking at squirrels again?

Dog: Sorry


Memes,  Squirrel Jokes,  
    
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"ruff day?"

"i will literally  on your pillow gary"
"ruff day?"

"i will literally on your pillow gary"


Memes,  Dog Puns,  Bad Day Jokes,  
    
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In dog years I would be

455
In dog years I would be

455


65th Birthday Jokes,  Short Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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The force is strong in

This most evil beagle
The force is strong in

This most evil beagle


Beagle Jokes,  Evil Jokes,  
    
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Tried to catch fog yesterday

Pls no

Mist
Tried to catch fog yesterday

Pls no

Mist


Memes,  Lame Puns,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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This homework looks hard...

Do you want me to eat it?
This homework looks hard...

Do you want me to eat it?


Memes,  Funny Homework Jokes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  
    
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