Funny Dog Stories Jokes

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My dog will try anything to get a treat twice..
Not today dog, not today.
My dog will try anything to get a treat twice..
Not today dog, not today.


Funny Pictures,  Dog Pictures Funny,  
    
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We moved house and I found my dog lying where the sofa was. I think he is in denial...
We moved house and I found my dog lying where the sofa was. I think he is in denial...

Memes,  Funny Pet Images,  Moving Jokes,  
    
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sit down and let me tell you a story

once upon a time, i took a  on your carpet this morning
sit down and let me tell you a story

once upon a time, i took a on your carpet this morning


Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Lists Of Funny Jokes,  
    
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me neighbor thinks a dog has been ting on his yard

guess what?
me neighbor thinks a dog has been ting on his yard

guess what?


Memes,  
    
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My neighbor has a dog with no nose...

How does he smell??

Awful!!

Ha!!!!
My neighbor has a dog with no nose...

How does he smell??

Awful!!

Ha!!!!


Memes,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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Went to restaurant

Left with doggie bag
Went to restaurant

Left with doggie bag


Memes,  Funny Dogs Jokes,  
    
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Woke up in the morning to find my 80 pound Irish setter on top of my 5 foot armoire. I have no idea how long he was up there.
Woke up in the morning to find my 80 pound Irish setter on top of my 5 foot armoire. I have no idea how long he was up there.

Funny Dog Photos,  Pet Puns  
    
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Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's precious,just like Mommy."

Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples - it ain't leaving the house.


Best Dog Jokes,  Giving Birth Jokes  
    
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Q. What's got four legs and one arm?

A. A Rottweiler.


Funny Dog Jokes For Kids,  101 One Liners  
    
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one time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu.

we called it a bull.
one time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu.

we called it a bull.


Funny Movie Quote,  Dumb Memes,  
    
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Yeah.

We thought he would grow into it.
Yeah.

We thought he would grow into it.


Dog Memes,  Short Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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Dude, you gotta protect me!
people are saying there's a tiger in here!
Dude, you gotta protect me!
people are saying there's a tiger in here!


Funny Tiger Jokes,  Funny Animal Slogans,  Funny Animals Jokes  
    
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ha ha ha ha, daddy's me!

o.k. that's enough! now go back to whatever you were doing!
ha ha ha ha, daddy's me!

o.k. that's enough! now go back to whatever you were doing!


Best Fails  
    
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A student turned this in as their cover page...

Portfolio Review
Wow such art
So class
Much learn
Very A+ material
A student turned this in as their cover page...

Portfolio Review
Wow such art
So class
Much learn
Very A+ material


Student Life Jokes,  Great Funny Jokes  
    
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A man with a poodle walks into a bar, orders a drink and a pack of cigarettes. The bartender told the man that he had just ran out of cigarettes.

"Don't worry about it," said the man, "I'll just send my dog across the street for some." Going through his pockets, the man realizes that he only has a $50 note. "Pack of Marlborough, pal." He said slipping the money into the dogs mouth, "And I want to see plenty of change!"

The dog trotted off out the door. "That dog is amazing!" said the barman, "Is he really going to bring you back some cigarettes?"

"Yep, my dog can do anything...." but then his list of his poodle's exploits is interrupted by a screech of tires outside the bar.

Turning pale he runs outside and is relieved to see his dog has not been hit. The reason for the cars sudden stop was clear though. Right in the middle of the road was his pet poodle humping another dog.

"What's going on," he asked his dog, "You have never done anything like this before!" Humping away the dog looked up and said "I've never had fifty dollars before!"


Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes,  Poodle Jokes,  
    
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