Funny Drinking Quotes

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Damn how many shots you take last night?

I don't know I wasn't counting
Damn how many shots you take last night?

I don't know I wasn't counting


Memes,  Hurtbae,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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People: "How many vodka cranberries did you have?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting
People: "How many vodka cranberries did you have?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting


Memes,  Hurtbae,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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When people ask about my hobbies

I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.
When people ask about my hobbies

I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.


Memes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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me drinking at 27 

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..
me drinking at 27

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..


Memes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?
my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?


Memes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the  out?
guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the out?


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day. After all, you are the reason she drinks.

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.
i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Ecards Funny,  
    
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that one friend w gets drunk and starts telling you hurtful but real  

you.. yo know what.. sharon... just.. 
.. just leave him... he's got a tiny  anyways.
that one friend w gets drunk and starts telling you hurtful but real

you.. yo know what.. sharon... just..
.. just leave him... he's got a tiny anyways.


Memes,  Funny Jokes Drunk,  
    
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a pint of  a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.
a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.

Funny Beer Quotes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.
i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Black History Month Jokes,  
    
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when you take your friend to the bar for his birthday and he says he's good after one st

we're done when i say we're done.
when you take your friend to the bar for his birthday and he says he's good after one st

we're done when i say we're done.


Memes,  Funny Bar Sayings,  
    
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Apparently

I drank way to many things that "put hair on your chest".
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Apparently

I drank way to many things that "put hair on your chest".


Chest Hair Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  Funny Alcohol Ecards,  
    
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thanks for listening to me whine
thanks for listening to me whine

Wine Puns,  Funny Thank You Quotes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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