Funny Drinking Quotes

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The liver is the only organ that can grow back when part of it is damages or removed. I'll drink to that
The liver is the only organ that can grow back when part of it is damages or removed.

I'll drink to that

Memes,  Kidney Jokes,  
    
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Valentine's Day idea: Go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each place so people buy us drinks all night and we get drunk for free
Valentine's Day idea: Go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each place so people buy us drinks all night and we get drunk for free

Memes,  Valentines Day Jokes,  Great Bar Jokes,  
    
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Damn how many shots you take last night? I don't know I wasn't counting
Damn how many shots you take last night?

I don't know I wasn't counting

Memes,  Hurtbae,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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People: "How many vodka cranberries did you have?" Me: I don't know I wasn't counting
People: "How many vodka cranberries did you have?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting

Memes,  Hurtbae,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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When people ask about my hobbies I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.
When people ask about my hobbies

I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.

Memes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir? guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old

Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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me drinking at 27 now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..
me drinking at 27

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..

Memes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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my liver: stop drinking me: new pne w dis?
my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?

Memes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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guy: do you serve ? waitress: yes, but it's 8am guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the out?
guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the out?

Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day. After all, you are the reason she drinks.
Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day. After all, you are the reason she drinks.

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday. morning.
i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Ecards Funny,  
    
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that one friend w gets drunk and starts telling you hurtful but real you.. yo know what.. sharon... just.. .. just leave him... he's got a tiny anyways.
that one friend w gets drunk and starts telling you hurtful but real

you.. yo know what.. sharon... just..
.. just leave him... he's got a tiny anyways.

Memes,  Funny Jokes Drunk,  
    
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a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.
a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.

Funny Beer Quotes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.
i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Black History Month Jokes,  
    
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when you take your friend to the bar for his birthday and he says he's good after one st we're done when i say we're done.
when you take your friend to the bar for his birthday and he says he's good after one st

we're done when i say we're done.

Memes,  Funny Bar Sayings,  
    
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