Funny Drinking Quotes

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When people ask about my hobbies

I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.
When people ask about my hobbies

I practice ignorance and blackout drinking.


Memes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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me drinking at 27 

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..
me drinking at 27

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..


Memes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?
my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?


Memes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the  out?
guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the out?


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day. After all, you are the reason she drinks.
Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day. After all, you are the reason she drinks.

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.
i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Ecards Funny,  
    
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that one friend w gets drunk and starts telling you hurtful but real  

you.. yo know what.. sharon... just.. 
.. just leave him... he's got a tiny  anyways.
that one friend w gets drunk and starts telling you hurtful but real

you.. yo know what.. sharon... just..
.. just leave him... he's got a tiny anyways.


Memes,  Funny Jokes Drunk,  
    
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a pint of  a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.
a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.

Funny Beer Quotes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.
i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Black History Month Jokes,  
    
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when you take your friend to the bar for his birthday and he says he's good after one st

we're done when i say we're done.
when you take your friend to the bar for his birthday and he says he's good after one st

we're done when i say we're done.


Memes,  Funny Bar Sayings,  
    
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Apparently

I drank way to many things that "put hair on your chest".
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Apparently

I drank way to many things that "put hair on your chest".


Chest Hair Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  Funny Alcohol Ecards,  
    
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thanks for listening to me whine
thanks for listening to me whine

Wine Puns,  Funny Thank You Quotes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Drinking this weekend? Cool, just don't drive! In addition to going to jail, you'll lose Young Metro's trust. And you don't want that.
Drinking this weekend? Cool, just don't drive! In addition to going to jail, you'll lose Young Metro's trust. And you don't want that.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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i hate when people say you don't need alcol to have fun... well you don't need running s to run but it ing helps
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i hate when people say you don't need alcol to have fun... well you don't need running s to run but it ing helps

Funny Quotes,  Best Party Jokes,  Funny Party Sayings,  
    
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