Funny Drinking Sayings

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When the weather is nice outside Smells like daydrinking
When the weather is nice outside

Smells like daydrinking

Memes,  Day Jokes,  
    
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Me: h- White girl: lol I just can't do fireball anymore like after Sarah's birthday Sophomore year like if I smell it I go blehh
Me: h-

White girl: lol I just can't do fireball anymore like after Sarah's birthday Sophomore year like if I smell it I go blehh

Memes,  White Girl Humor,  
    
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What I tell the bartender after finishing off my fifth margarita in 7 mins
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What I tell the bartender after finishing off my fifth margarita in 7 mins

Memes,  Ariana Grande Meme,  Tequila Jokes,  
    
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Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...
Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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Since 4th of July is on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? The weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Since 4th of July is on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? The weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?

Memes,  4th Of July Jokes,  3 Day Weekend Meme,  
    
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Me : I'm not even drunk yet wow The liquor:
Me : I'm not even drunk yet wow

The liquor:

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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"Keep an eye on how much you drink tonight" Me:
"Keep an eye on how much you drink tonight"

Me:

Memes,  Funny Stevie Wonder,  
    
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Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted! *4 hours later* Friend: U need to stop taking shots Me: You need to stop taking shots
Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted!

*4 hours later*

Friend: U need to stop taking shots

Me: You need to stop taking shots

Memes,  Mocking Spongebob Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm not drinking this week Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6
Me: I'm not drinking this week

Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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me: i'm never drinking again inner me: we both know that's a ing lie
me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me getting into the Christmas spirit Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
Me getting into the Christmas spirit

Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.

Memes,  Christmas Jokes Funny,  
    
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me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: I can't drink any more of this beer Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.

Memes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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"Lets day drink and eat tacos"
"Lets day drink and eat tacos"

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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