Funny Drinking Sayings

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Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.


Memes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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"Lets day drink and eat tacos"
"Lets day drink and eat tacos"

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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tu had to taketh that extra st of tequila you dumb
tu had to taketh that extra st of tequila you dumb

Memes,  Photos With Funny Captions,  
    
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"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"
"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"

Memes,  Funny Weekend Quotes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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me: (3pm) i'm gonna take it easy tonight

me: *1 am*
me: (3pm) i'm gonna take it easy tonight

me: *1 am*


Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:


Memes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare
cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Drunk Driving Pictures,  
    
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"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"
"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"

Memes,  Birthday Party Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Are you drinking and driving?

Me: No I was drinking then driving

Cop: You're free to go
Cop: Are you drinking and driving?

Me: No I was drinking then driving

Cop: You're free to go


Memes,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:


Memes,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'
responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'

Memes,  Funny Life Sayings,  Obama Meme,  
    
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when i was young i used to have a jack in the box,

but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.
when i was young i used to have a jack in the box,

but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.


Jack Daniels Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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I'll go to happy hour but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:
I'll go to happy hour but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:


Memes,  Drunk Funny,  
    
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just be like "yeah we coming if y'al got henny"
just be like "yeah we coming if y'al got henny"

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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