Funny Drinking Sayings

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Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted! *4 hours later* Friend: U need to stop taking shots Me: You need to stop taking shots
Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted!

*4 hours later*

Friend: U need to stop taking shots

Me: You need to stop taking shots

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Me: I'm not drinking this week Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6
Me: I'm not drinking this week

Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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me: i'm never drinking again inner me: we both know that's a ing lie
me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me getting into the Christmas spirit Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
Me getting into the Christmas spirit

Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.

Memes,  Christmas Jokes Funny,  
    
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me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: I can't drink any more of this beer Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.

Memes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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"Lets day drink and eat tacos"
"Lets day drink and eat tacos"

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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tu had to taketh that extra st of tequila you dumb
tu had to taketh that extra st of tequila you dumb

Memes,  Photos With Funny Captions,  
    
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"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"
"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"

Memes,  Funny Weekend Quotes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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me: (3pm) i'm gonna take it easy tonight me: *1 am*
me: (3pm) i'm gonna take it easy tonight

me: *1 am*

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home" 8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:

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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night? -because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing

Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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cop: truth or dare? guy: truth cop: have you been drinking? guy: dare
cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Drunk Driving Pictures,  
    
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"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"
"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"

Memes,  Birthday Party Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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