Funny Drinking Sayings

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Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...
Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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Since 4th of July is on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? The weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Since 4th of July is on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? The weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?

Memes,  4th Of July Jokes,  3 Day Weekend Meme,  
    
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Me : I'm not even drunk yet wow

The liquor:
Me : I'm not even drunk yet wow

The liquor:


Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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"Keep an eye on how much you drink tonight"

Me:
"Keep an eye on how much you drink tonight"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Stevie Wonder,  
    
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Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted!

*4 hours later*

Friend: U need to stop taking shots

Me: You need to stop taking shots
Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted!

*4 hours later*

Friend: U need to stop taking shots

Me: You need to stop taking shots


Memes,  Mocking Spongebob Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm not drinking this week

Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6
Me: I'm not drinking this week

Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie
me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me getting into the Christmas spirit

Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
Me getting into the Christmas spirit

Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.


Memes,  Christmas Jokes Funny,  
    
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me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Me: I can't drink any more of this beer

Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.


Memes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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"Lets day drink and eat tacos"
"Lets day drink and eat tacos"

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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tu had to taketh that extra st of tequila you dumb
tu had to taketh that extra st of tequila you dumb

Memes,  Photos With Funny Captions,  
    
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"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"
"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"

Memes,  Funny Weekend Quotes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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me: (3pm) i'm gonna take it easy tonight

me: *1 am*
me: (3pm) i'm gonna take it easy tonight

me: *1 am*


Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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