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Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...
Memes, Funny Regrets,
Memes, Funny Regrets,
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Since 4th of July is on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? The weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Memes, 4th Of July Jokes, 3 Day Weekend Meme,
Memes, 4th Of July Jokes, 3 Day Weekend Meme,
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Me to friend: Do not let me get wasted!
*4 hours later*
Friend: U need to stop taking shots
Me: You need to stop taking shots
Memes, Mocking Spongebob Meme,
*4 hours later*
Friend: U need to stop taking shots
Me: You need to stop taking shots
Memes, Mocking Spongebob Meme,
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Me: I'm not drinking this week
Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6
Memes, Evil Kermit Meme,
Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard
Inner me: Blackout
Memes, Evil Kermit Meme,
Inner me: Blackout
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Me getting into the Christmas spirit
Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
Memes, Christmas Jokes Funny,
Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
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me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight
drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
Memes, Evil Kermit Meme,
drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
Memes, Evil Kermit Meme,
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Me: I can't drink any more of this beer
Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Memes, Beer Jokes And Quotes,
Other me: There are sober children in Africa, finish it.
Memes, Beer Jokes And Quotes,
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"Let's just stay in and chill instead of going out drinking this weekend"
Memes, Funny Weekend Quotes, Funny Spongebob Memes,
Memes, Funny Weekend Quotes, Funny Spongebob Memes,
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