Funny Driving Jokes

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Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it
Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.
If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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Me: This has should last me the whole week

The gas:
Me: This has should last me the whole week

The gas:


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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U ever so mf mad u drive the speed limit?
U ever so mf mad u drive the speed limit?

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together
Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together

Memes,  Cop Humor,  
    
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Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min

Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min

Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min
Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min

Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min

Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min


Memes,  Map Jokes,  
    
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No power steering be like:
No power steering be like:

Memes,  Barbie Meme,  
    
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You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal?
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal?

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  
    
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good morning to everyone except people w don't use their turn signals
good morning to everyone except people w don't use their turn signals

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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Driving with parents VS driving alone
Driving with parents VS driving alone

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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if you nk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my  on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slow as humanly possible
if you nk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slow as humanly possible

Honk Jokes,  
    
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When you see jigglypuff in the middle of the road so you grab your phone to catch it but then you realize you're driving
When you see jigglypuff in the middle of the road so you grab your phone to catch it but then you realize you're driving

Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  Pokemon Humor,  
    
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Car dealer: What do you want?

Guy: I literally never use my blinker

Car dealer: Say no more
Car dealer: What do you want?

Guy: I literally never use my blinker

Car dealer: Say no more


Memes,  Bmw Jokes,  Say No More Meme,  
    
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If you want to drive to the city from St Lucia this evening

You're gonna have a bad time
If you want to drive to the city from St Lucia this evening

You're gonna have a bad time


Saint Lucia Jokes,  Super Cool Ski Instructor (theme),  
    
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