Funny Driving Jokes

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When a "Baby On Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram
When a "Baby On Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram

Memes,  Jokes About Babies,  
    
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Me: Big city driving scary ):

Me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw
Me: Big city driving scary ):

Me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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How my mom looks in the passenger seat while I'm driving safely and following the law
How my mom looks in the passenger seat while I'm driving safely and following the law

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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People who back into parking spots just want attention
People who back into parking spots just want attention

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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when i'm driving and i notice my penger grabbin for the ly sit handle

you'll be okay dramatic
when i'm driving and i notice my penger grabbin for the ly sit handle

you'll be okay dramatic


Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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When you switch lanes thinking it would go faster but the other lane goes faster and now you;re behind.
When you switch lanes thinking it would go faster but the other lane goes faster and now you;re behind.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Me going 100mph

Me when I get pulled over
Me going 100mph

Me when I get pulled over


Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it
Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.
If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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Me: This has should last me the whole week

The gas:
Me: This has should last me the whole week

The gas:


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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U ever so mf mad u drive the speed limit?
U ever so mf mad u drive the speed limit?

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together
Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together

Memes,  Cop Humor,  
    
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Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min

Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min

Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min
Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min

Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min

Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min


Memes,  Map Jokes,  
    
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No power steering be like:
No power steering be like:

Memes,  Barbie Meme,  
    
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You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal?
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal?

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  
    
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