Funny Driving Quotes

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When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn

Oh no baby what! is you doing???
When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn

Oh no baby what! is you doing???


Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!
*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!


Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  
    
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Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over

Also me: if u ain't first ur last
Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over

Also me: if u ain't first ur last


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me:  your head game is immaculate you better sw him!
me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me: your head game is immaculate you better sw him!


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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When you let people merge in front of you on the highway:

I am a generous God
When you let people merge in front of you on the highway:

I am a generous God


Memes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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Driving around town like "get in loser we're going Pokemon hunting"
Driving around town like "get in loser we're going Pokemon hunting"

Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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Welcome to Arkansas 

Where the drivers licenses are made up and turn signals don't matter
Welcome to Arkansas

Where the drivers licenses are made up and turn signals don't matter


Jokes About Arkansas,  Drew Carey Meme (theme),  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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They must be hoking

Because they love Jesus
They must be hoking

Because they love Jesus


Slow People Jokes,  Old Ladies Jokes,  
    
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Speed limit? No

On that highway you don't drive on
Speed limit? No

On that highway you don't drive on


Highway Jokes,  Funny Highway Signs,  
    
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If everyone is passing you on the right 

You are probably driving too slow for that lane
If everyone is passing you on the right

You are probably driving too slow for that lane


Highway Jokes,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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It doesn't matter if the guy next to you knows you are racing him

Winning is winning
It doesn't matter if the guy next to you knows you are racing him

Winning is winning


Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  
    
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"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."
"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

Pacman Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You were speeding!!

That's right. To get away from reckless drivers!
You were speeding!!

That's right. To get away from reckless drivers!


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Police Humor,  
    
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I had you doing warp in a 65!
I had you doing warp in a 65!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Space Shuttle Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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