Funny Driving Quotes

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"Don't change to a new song in the middle of another"

First of all.. it's a 5 min drive and I have 7 songs I need to hear
"Don't change to a new song in the middle of another"

First of all.. it's a 5 min drive and I have 7 songs I need to hear


Memes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.
If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.

Memes,  Funny Car Quotes,  
    
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Y'all ever ride with someone that drives fast asf & you push your imaginary brakes on the passenger side
Y'all ever ride with someone that drives fast asf & you push your imaginary brakes on the passenger side

Memes,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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How do people get in their car and just drive off??? I need to plug my phone in, text people back, put a song on like it's a proper mission
How do people get in their car and just drive off??? I need to plug my phone in, text people back, put a song on like it's a proper mission

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving
How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving

Memes,  Traffic Jokes,  
    
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me walking: hit me 
me driving: ill hit u
me walking: hit me
me driving: ill hit u


Memes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn

Oh no baby what! is you doing???
When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn

Oh no baby what! is you doing???


Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!
*Light turns yellow*

*Car in front of me stops*

Me: "We could've both made it!!


Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  
    
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Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over

Also me: if u ain't first ur last
Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over

Also me: if u ain't first ur last


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me:  your head game is immaculate you better sw him!
me: i'm just gonna go to his use and watch a movie, nothing else!

sae me: your head game is immaculate you better sw him!


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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When you let people merge in front of you on the highway:

I am a generous God
When you let people merge in front of you on the highway:

I am a generous God


Memes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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Driving around town like "get in loser we're going Pokemon hunting"
Driving around town like "get in loser we're going Pokemon hunting"

Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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Welcome to Arkansas 

Where the drivers licenses are made up and turn signals don't matter
Welcome to Arkansas

Where the drivers licenses are made up and turn signals don't matter


Jokes About Arkansas,  Drew Carey Meme (theme),  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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They must be hoking

Because they love Jesus
They must be hoking

Because they love Jesus


Slow People Jokes,  Old Ladies Jokes,  
    
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