Funny Driving Quotes

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Me driving: If u don't move I'll hit you idc

Me walking: What r they gonna do lol hit me
Me driving: If u don't move I'll hit you idc

Me walking: What r they gonna do lol hit me


Memes,  Walking Jokes,  
    
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I hate when ppl say "you sit so close to the steering wheel" like yes I'm 5'2 what do u want from me
I hate when ppl say "you sit so close to the steering wheel" like yes I'm 5'2 what do u want from me

Memes,  Short People Problems,  
    
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If you ever see me re-parking 500 times mind your own business
If you ever see me re-parking 500 times mind your own business

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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I swear you hit a couple curbs and suddenly everybody thinks you can't drive
I swear you hit a couple curbs and suddenly everybody thinks you can't drive

Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  
    
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*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"
*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"


Memes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn
Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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Look if you're not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus.. I'm sick of baking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while I'm doing 73 in a 45 driving with my knee trying to put mild sauce on my Taco Bell
Look if you're not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus.. I'm sick of baking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while I'm doing 73 in a 45 driving with my knee trying to put mild sauce on my Taco Bell

Memes,  Taco Bell Jokes,  
    
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If you ride in the car with me at night. you're loyal because I really can't see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.
If you ride in the car with me at night. you're loyal because I really can't see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.

Memes,  Night Time Jokes,  
    
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How tf is traffic real just drive the car
How tf is traffic real just drive the car

Memes,  Traffic Jokes,  
    
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My car accidentally drove to Target again I hate when it does that
My car accidentally drove to Target again I hate when it does that

Memes,  Target Jokes,  
    
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when somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light

you raggedy
when somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light

you raggedy


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket
Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket

Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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Name a non sexual act that turns you on

When he's parking in reverse and puts his arm behind my seat while looking back
Name a non sexual act that turns you on

When he's parking in reverse and puts his arm behind my seat while looking back


Memes,  Cute Jokes For Girls,  Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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"Don't change to a new song in the middle of another"

First of all.. it's a 5 min drive and I have 7 songs I need to hear
"Don't change to a new song in the middle of another"

First of all.. it's a 5 min drive and I have 7 songs I need to hear


Memes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.
If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.

Memes,  Funny Car Quotes,  
    
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