Funny Drug Jokes

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5th grade me: We had D.A.R.E. at school today. I'll never try drugs My stoned parents:
5th grade me: We had D.A.R.E. at school today. I'll never try drugs

My stoned parents:

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Personal trainer just got 10 years for dealing coke Ive been going to him for years Just shows you never really know someone I genuinely had no idea he was a personal trainer
Personal trainer just got 10 years for dealing coke

Ive been going to him for years

Just shows you never really know someone

I genuinely had no idea he was a personal trainer

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Me waiting on the weed man to pull up
Me waiting on the weed man to pull up

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How do I lose 20 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but I;d like to explore options first
How do I lose 20 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but I;d like to explore options first

Memes,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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name something white people cook better than black people, go on... ill wait meth
name something white people cook better than black people, go on... ill wait

meth

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2 weeks into fame and he's alrady off the xans smh
2 weeks into fame and he's alrady off the xans smh

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when you don't find drugs in your halloween candy like people warned you about
when you don't find drugs in your halloween candy like people warned you about

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What kinda drugs they putting in these animal treats?
What kinda drugs they putting in these animal treats?

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cash me outside wbow dah . you aint gonna make it ousside.
cash me outside

wbow dah

. you aint gonna make it ousside.

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Boss: are you on drugs? Me: you and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem
Boss: are you on drugs?

Me: you and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem

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"the edible ain't " *45 minutes later*
"the edible ain't "

*45 minutes later*

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Gave my sister my plugs number and she sends him this lmfao I'm done w her
Gave my sister my plugs number and she sends him this lmfao I'm done w her

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Retired drug dealer
Retired drug dealer

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when the tv is off but ur dad is so high on ice u play along so he doesn't kill u
when the tv is off but ur dad is so high on ice u play along so he doesn't kill u

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wen the drugs hit u hard and u gotta concentrate on no being an egg
wen the drugs hit u hard and u gotta concentrate on no being an egg

Memes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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