Funny Drug Quotes

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Sorry fam, I only sell pounds
Sorry fam, I only sell pounds

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18 years old

30 years old

Drugs are bad, mkay
18 years old

30 years old

Drugs are bad, mkay


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Pill Drop
Drop Top
Zip zop zoobity bop
Pill Drop
Drop Top
Zip zop zoobity bop


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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

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dad: your mother and i are worried

son: tse drugs aren't mine

dad: drugs? i'm talking about you playing pokemon go
dad: your mother and i are worried

son: tse drugs aren't mine

dad: drugs? i'm talking about you playing pokemon go


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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interviewer:

do you remember tweeting " a job, ima flip dope until i die ."?
interviewer:

do you remember tweeting " a job, ima flip dope until i die ."?


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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most people have 32 teeth. some have 10.

it's simple meth.
most people have 32 teeth. some have 10.

it's simple meth.


Funny Drug Jokes,  Rotten Teeth Jokes,  
    
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teacher: w much is a gram?

tyrone: , depends what you need fam
teacher: w much is a gram?

tyrone: , depends what you need fam


Memes,  Classroom Memes,  Funny School Quotes,  
    
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i sell drugs

(with a valid prescription)
i sell drugs

(with a valid prescription)


Funny Shirt Sayings,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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stay fit and slim

by taking amphetamine
stay fit and slim

by taking amphetamine


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you gotta love the fedex guy, 'cuz he's a drug dealer & he doesn't even know it...

and he's always on time!
you gotta love the fedex guy, 'cuz he's a drug dealer & he doesn't even know it...

and he's always on time!


Fedex Jokes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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officer: is there any  in the car, it smells like wee.

him: no sir.

officer: i just need like a gram or 2 t
officer: is there any in the car, it smells like wee.

him: no sir.

officer: i just need like a gram or 2 t


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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patting down your pockets when you're high as  just to make sure you have everything.
patting down your pockets when you're high as just to make sure you have everything.

Funny Jokes,  High Af,  Smoke Weed Meme,  
    
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Damn doctor

Back at it again with the white Xans
Damn doctor

Back at it again with the white Xans


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i didn't wash the dishes but i did alphabetize all of the bottles in our medicine cabinet! said the adhd on adderall.
i didn't wash the dishes but i did alphabetize all of the bottles in our medicine cabinet! said the adhd on adderall.

Adhd Jokes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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