Funny Drunk Ecards

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i plan on getting "i think paul walker is a good actor" drunk tonight!
i plan on getting "i think paul walker is a good actor" drunk tonight!

Paul Walker Jokes,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.
i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.

Possum Jokes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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is it a bad idea to get drunk and makeout with the old intern tomorrow? if anything i'll be at my most amazing self, all sorts of liquored up and such.
is it a bad idea to get drunk and makeout with the old intern tomorrow? if anything i'll be at my most amazing self, all sorts of liquored up and such.

Make Out Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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sorry i was too faced to makeout with you... it won't happen again.
sorry i was too faced to makeout with you...

it won't happen again.

Make Out Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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lets just totally forget that last nights faced makeout even happened. ok?
lets just totally forget that last nights faced makeout even happened. ok?

Make Out Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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I've been cheating on you too, with a guy named Morgan. He's a Captain. He's a lot more fun than you'll ever be.
I've been cheating on you too, with a guy named Morgan. He's a Captain. He's a lot more fun than you'll ever be.

Breakup Ecards,  Captain Morgan Meme,  
    
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Daddy your breath smells like Jim Beam
Daddy your breath smells like Jim Beam

Jim Beam Jokes,  Bad Breath Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry Captain Morgan took my phone last night and sent you inappropriate texts...again
I'm sorry Captain Morgan took my phone last night and sent you inappropriate texts...again

Captain Morgan Meme,  Drunk Text,  
    
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Dear Captain Morgan: I loved you last night, but after this morning, I think we shoukd take a break. We can drink other drinks.
Dear Captain Morgan: I loved you last night, but after this morning, I think we shoukd take a break. We can drink other drinks.

Captain Morgan Meme,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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Thank you, thank you Captain Morgan!
Thank you, thank you Captain Morgan!

Captain Morgan Meme,  Funny Thank You Ecards,  
    
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just so you know, that wasn't me texting you lastnight that was captain morgan. .. so if you're ed off you can take that up with him!
just so you know, that wasn't me texting you lastnight that was captain morgan. .. so if you're ed off you can take that up with him!

Captain Morgan Meme,  Funny Drunk Text Messages,  
    
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i'm gonna spend my labor day putting my liver to work.
i'm gonna spend my labor day putting my liver to work.

Funny Ecards,  Liver Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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thanks for being the designated person to risk a dui.
thanks for being the designated person to risk a dui.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Best Quote Of The Day 2015,  
    
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i don't say i got drunk anymore.... i say my personality was hacked.
i don't say i got drunk anymore.... i say my personality was hacked.

Funny Ecards,  Drunk Jokes One Liners,  Funny Drunk Quotes,  
    
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thanks for getting me so drunk on saturday, that my sunday consisted of wearing sungles indoors, shame and ordering take-out... twice.
thanks for getting me so drunk on saturday, that my sunday consisted of wearing sungles indoors, shame and ordering take-out... twice.

Funny Ecards,  Saturday Jokes,  
    
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