Funny Drunk Jokes

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when you're drunk as  at mcdonalds at 1:30 in the morning and the police walk in
when you're drunk as at mcdonalds at 1:30 in the morning and the police walk in

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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When someone tells you what you did when you were drunk
When someone tells you what you did when you were drunk

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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go me moth

you're drunk
go me moth

you're drunk


Moth Jokes,  Drunk Jokes,  
    
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him: stop grabbing my  were in public. you drunk.

me:
him: stop grabbing my were in public. you drunk.

me:


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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when you say you would only drink one drink and don't know where the  you are
when you say you would only drink one drink and don't know where the you are

Memes,  Hillary Clinton Memes,  
    
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this is why you don't buy things when you're drunk.
this is why you don't buy things when you're drunk.

Memes,  Ostrich Jokes,  Funny Animal Photos,  
    
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the best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all.

have fun blacking out! happy 21st tyler!
the best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all.

have fun blacking out! happy 21st tyler!


Birthday Meme Funny,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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happy birthday

drunk-o-meter
happy birthday

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Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  Irish Humor,  
    
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the christmas party was a success. i woke up smelling like scotch egg nog and wearing the tree skirt.
the christmas party was a success. i woke up smelling like scotch egg nog and wearing the tree skirt.

Christmas Party Jokes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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when you aren't sure if you like someone, but then you get drunk together.
when you aren't sure if you like someone, but then you get drunk together.

Memes,  Lion Jokes,  
    
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Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Quotes,  
    
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when you wish for a mermaid and she appears but she been drinkin  all night
when you wish for a mermaid and she appears but she been drinkin all night

Memes,  Funny Mermaid Jokes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.
i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.

Possum Jokes,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  
    
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my boy and i got picked up from one bar to get another across town. my boy (w said he wasn't feeling great) throws up on the back floor. so i smoke the driver up and we're cool, hes takes us to the bar and gets ed up with us. then the driver had to get his own uber to get me
my boy and i got picked up from one bar to get another across town. my boy (w said he wasn't feeling great) throws up on the back floor. so i smoke the driver up and we're cool, hes takes us to the bar and gets ed up with us. then the driver had to get his own uber to get me

Funny Uber Stories,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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when y'all had a few mimosas & bae starts eatin yo booty in the jacuzzi
when y'all had a few mimosas & bae starts eatin yo booty in the jacuzzi

Memes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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