Funny Drunk Quotes

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before steroids there were only drunken irish rages!
before steroids there were only drunken irish rages!

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Steroid Funny,  
    
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yeah, rock beats scissors. but drunk bachelorette beats nice guy everytime.
yeah, rock beats scissors. but drunk bachelorette beats nice guy everytime.

Funny Bachelorette Sayings,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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not sure if drunk

or just scottish
not sure if drunk

or just scottish


Anti Scottish Jokes,  Scottish Jokes,  Scottish Jokes One Liners,  
    
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i'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.
i'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.

Make Out Jokes,  Online Dating Chat Up Lines,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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ever just accidentally black out every weekend?
ever just accidentally black out every weekend?

Funny Jokes,  Weekend Jokes,  Weekend Humor,  
    
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when you run into your friend and you're both equally drunk
when you run into your friend and you're both equally drunk

Memes,  Drunk Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when your friends try to stop you from taking an ugly person me from the club but your intoxicated

they don't want you to win
when your friends try to stop you from taking an ugly person me from the club but your intoxicated

they don't want you to win


Memes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  Jokes About Drunks,  
    
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that moment after you throw up and your friend asks you "you good bro?"

i'm in lit
that moment after you throw up and your friend asks you "you good bro?"

i'm in lit


Memes,  Funny Drunk Sayings,  Seal Meme,  
    
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if you're ever curious about w i feel about you get me drunk
if you're ever curious about w i feel about you get me drunk

Funny Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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sober me really hates cleaning up after drunk me. drunk me is such an le.
sober me really hates cleaning up after drunk me. drunk me is such an le.

Funny Quotes,  Sober Jokes,  
    
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my stages of drunk are:

1. "i'm not even buzzed yet."
2. *sitting in the wet gr somewhere with my heels off eating*
my stages of drunk are:

1. "i'm not even buzzed yet."
2. *sitting in the wet gr somewhere with my heels off eating*


Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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early to bed, early to rise. just kidding, stay up forever, get drunk and eat fries.
early to bed, early to rise. just kidding, stay up forever, get drunk and eat fries.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Rhyming Quotes,  Life Humor,  
    
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i gave up my career, to be a stay at me drunk.
i gave up my career, to be a stay at me drunk.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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I am totally drunk

Off of cranberry juice.
I am totally drunk

Off of cranberry juice.


Memes,  Cranberry Jokes,  
    
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