Funny Drunk Sayings

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"Are you still drunk from last night!!?" Me:
"Are you still drunk from last night!!?"

Me:

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"I thought you were done drinking?" First of all was I drunk when I said that? I don't remember
"I thought you were done drinking?"

First of all was I drunk when I said that?

I don't remember

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Me : Are you drunk? Friend: "I haven't been even drujklnking"
Me : Are you drunk?

Friend: "I haven't been even drujklnking"

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"We are engaged" "We are married" 'We bought a house" "We are pregnant" I am drunk.
"We are engaged"
"We are married"
'We bought a house"
"We are pregnant"

I am drunk.

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"what are you going to be for halloween?" me: a drunk
"what are you going to be for halloween?"

me: a drunk

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waking up hungover like i can't think. i can't see.
waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.

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my motto for labor day weekend
my motto for labor day weekend

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when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday i'm an adult.
when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday

i'm an adult.

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Last night: "Omg, save that pic. It's so good!" This morning:
Last night: "Omg, save that pic. It's so good!"

This morning:

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meeting someone at a party and leaving like i ing love you.
meeting someone at a party and leaving like

i ing love you.

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when your friends try to stop you from taking an ugly person me from the club but your intoxicated they don't want you to win
when your friends try to stop you from taking an ugly person me from the club but your intoxicated

they don't want you to win

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camping not so boring when you're drunk
camping

not so boring when you're drunk

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when someone tries to stop my drunk friend from taking another st: "don't save her, she don't wanna be saved."
when someone tries to stop my drunk friend from taking another st:

"don't save her, she don't wanna be saved."

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that moment after you throw up and your friend asks you "you good bro?" i'm in lit
that moment after you throw up and your friend asks you "you good bro?"

i'm in lit

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my labor day rules... i'm relaxing. i'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.
my labor day rules...

i'm relaxing. i'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.

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