Funny Drunk Sayings

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"We are engaged"
"We are married"
'We bought a house"
"We are pregnant"

I am drunk.
"We are engaged"
"We are married"
'We bought a house"
"We are pregnant"

I am drunk.


Memes,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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"what are you going to be for halloween?"

me: a drunk
"what are you going to be for halloween?"

me: a drunk


Memes,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  
    
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waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.
waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.


Memes,  Hungover Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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my motto for labor day weekend
my motto for labor day weekend

Memes,  Labor Day Meme,  Funny T Shirts,  
    
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when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday 

i'm an adult.
when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday

i'm an adult.


Memes,  Daily Jokes,  
    
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Last night: "Omg, save that pic. It's so good!"

This morning:
Last night: "Omg, save that pic. It's so good!"

This morning:


Memes,  Funny Drunk People,  Photography Jokes,  
    
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meeting someone at a party and leaving like

i ing love you.
meeting someone at a party and leaving like

i ing love you.


Party Memes,  Drunk People Jokes,  
    
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when your friends try to stop you from taking an ugly person me from the club but your intoxicated

they don't want you to win
when your friends try to stop you from taking an ugly person me from the club but your intoxicated

they don't want you to win


Memes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  Jokes About Drunks,  
    
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camping

not so boring when you're drunk
camping

not so boring when you're drunk


Funny Camping Quotes,  Boring Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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when someone tries to stop my drunk friend from taking another st:

"don't save her, she don't wanna be saved."
when someone tries to stop my drunk friend from taking another st:

"don't save her, she don't wanna be saved."


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny Rap Quotes,  
    
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that moment after you throw up and your friend asks you "you good bro?"

i'm in lit
that moment after you throw up and your friend asks you "you good bro?"

i'm in lit


Memes,  Seal Meme,  
    
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my labor day rules...

i'm relaxing. i'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.
my labor day rules...

i'm relaxing. i'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.


Memes,  Labor Day Jokes,  
    
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call me old-fashioned, but i think leaving a 5 minute drunk voicemail at 3 a.m. is romantic
call me old-fashioned, but i think leaving a 5 minute drunk voicemail at 3 a.m. is romantic

Funny Quotes,  Romantic Jokes,  Old Fashioned Jokes,  
    
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during the summer, it doesn't matter what day of the week it is.  it's always acceptable to be drunk.
during the summer, it doesn't matter what day of the week it is. it's always acceptable to be drunk.

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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get rich or drunk trying
get rich or drunk trying

Funny Jokes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  
    
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