Funny Drunk Text Messages

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when you actually send that desperate drunken text to your crush

....
when you actually send that desperate drunken text to your crush

....


Memes,  Rihanna Funny,  
    
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when she's drunk texting you and the e starts coming out
when she's drunk texting you and the e starts coming out

Memes,  
    
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we've all been there

i love alcol

i regret everything
we've all been there

i love alcol

i regret everything


Alcohol Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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just so you know, that wasn't me texting you lastnight that was captain morgan. .. so if you're ed off you can take that up with him!
just so you know, that wasn't me texting you lastnight that was captain morgan. .. so if you're ed off you can take that up with him!

Captain Morgan Meme,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  
    
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reading the texts you sent yesterday while drunk like
reading the texts you sent yesterday while drunk like

Memes,  Drunk Fail,  Drunk Text Jokes,  
    
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that moment drunk you texts your ex and you gotta do damage control the next day like nah somebody stole my pne when i ped out
that moment drunk you texts your ex and you gotta do damage control the next day like nah somebody stole my pne when i ped out

Funny Jokes,  That Moment When,  
    
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when you wake up

and read last night's drunk texts
when you wake up

and read last night's drunk texts


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Stewie Jokes,  
    
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this is the pto i drunk text every girl at 3am.

prepare your diddly-le
this is the pto i drunk text every girl at 3am.

prepare your diddly-le


Memes,  
    
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last night i was so drunk i replied to my own text

did yuo get me safe

yes i'm mew now
last night i was so drunk i replied to my own text

did yuo get me safe

yes i'm mew now


Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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when you check your pne after a heavy night of drunk-texting...

i am therefore leaving immediately for nepal, where i intend to live as a goat.
when you check your pne after a heavy night of drunk-texting...

i am therefore leaving immediately for nepal, where i intend to live as a goat.


Meme,  Text Message Fail,  
    
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when i'm drunk with my cell pne...

you get a text!

you get a text! 

you get a text!

everyone gets a text!
when i'm drunk with my cell pne...

you get a text!

you get a text!

you get a text!

everyone gets a text!


Drunk Text Jokes,  Oprah Jokes,  Oprah Meme,  
    
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you are highly intoxicated. are you sure you want to send this?
you are highly intoxicated. are you sure you want to send this?



Funny Text Message Fails,  Drunk Text Jokes  
    
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if i drunk text you and you're asleep, don't text me in the morning.

that ship has sailed
if i drunk text you and you're asleep, don't text me in the morning.

that ship has sailed


Drunk Jokes One Liners,  Drunk Text Jokes  
    
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when english won't work

try translating your point into their native language.
when english won't work

try translating your point into their native language.


Drunk Fail,  Texting Fails,  Text Gone Wrong  
    
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dude i wasn't that drunk! 

you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around singing "it's a pillow! it's a pet! it's a pillow pet!" 

oh...
dude i wasn't that drunk!

you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around singing "it's a pillow! it's a pet! it's a pillow pet!"

oh...


Pillow Jokes,  Pet Humor,  Drunk Text,  
    
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