Funny Eating Jokes

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The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right
The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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If your girl dances when she eats.. let her. That's only attitude leaving her body.
If your girl dances when she eats.. let her. That's only attitude leaving her body.

Memes,  Dancing Jokes,  
    
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Do y'all blow y'all food when it's too hot or do y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it???
Do y'all blow y'all food when it's too hot or do y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it???

Memes,  Silly Questions,  
    
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might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my  rn
might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my rn

Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Funny Suicidal Thoughts,  
    
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Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant
Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

Me: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, I don't appreciate your accusations
Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

Me: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, I don't appreciate your accusations


Memes,  Guilt Jokes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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Anyone else remember when kids in school used to do this, wait for it to fry, then eat it???

You had me all the way up until you said "eat it"
Anyone else remember when kids in school used to do this, wait for it to fry, then eat it???

You had me all the way up until you said "eat it"


Memes,  Glue Jokes,  
    
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Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account
Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account


Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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Stop sitting on the same table with people who never buy a meal but always want to eat.

They my kids
Stop sitting on the same table with people who never buy a meal but always want to eat.

They my kids


Memes,  Parents Jokes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.
My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early


Memes,  Snack Jokes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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If I offer you food please decline
If I offer you food please decline

Memes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  Food One Liners,  
    
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When you cant reach the last pringle
When you cant reach the last pringle

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"omg ur soo skinny!!!! eat something!!!" eat my  tamara. i just killed a wle pizza in 6 minutes. my metabolism is faster than these hands but u can still order them if u would like.
"omg ur soo skinny!!!! eat something!!!" eat my tamara. i just killed a wle pizza in 6 minutes. my metabolism is faster than these hands but u can still order them if u would like.

Memes,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  Your So Skinny Jokes,  
    
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How black are you?

I don't use a toothpick, I "mxm mxm"
How black are you?

I don't use a toothpick, I "mxm mxm"


Memes,  Black Funny Jokes Short,  Jokes For Black People,  
    
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