Funny Eating Jokes

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I'm the type of girlfriend who will feed my mans  his friends while he is driving

I'm the girlfriend who will eat his fries while he's driving
I'm the type of girlfriend who will feed my mans his friends while he is driving

I'm the girlfriend who will eat his fries while he's driving


Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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Brunch is hella dangerous. 1 minute you're having bottomless mimosas and the next you're sending a "u up" text at 11:50am
Brunch is hella dangerous. 1 minute you're having bottomless mimosas and the next you're sending a "u up" text at 11:50am

Memes,  Breakfast Joke,  Lunch Jokes,  
    
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Waitress: How's the food?

Me:
Waitress: How's the food?

Me:


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Me in January: New Year new me! Clean eating gym every day!

Me: Literally now in February:
Me in January: New Year new me! Clean eating gym every day!

Me: Literally now in February:


Memes,  February Meme,  
    
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When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator
When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator

Memes,  Refrigerator Jokes,  Dora Jokes,  
    
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mom: eat your broccoli

me: ew broccoli is disgusting

broccoli:
mom: eat your broccoli

me: ew broccoli is disgusting

broccoli:


Memes,  Vegetarian Jokes,  Funny Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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I wanna look like a snack, but I keep eating them
I wanna look like a snack, but I keep eating them

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Back in my day

Eating soap was a punishment, not a challenge.
Back in my day

Eating soap was a punishment, not a challenge.


Memes,  Betty White Jokes,  Back In My Day Meme,  
    
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Me: Should we order some pizza?

Friend: But we just ate...

Me:

I haven't eated since the last time I eated!
Me: Should we order some pizza?

Friend: But we just ate...

Me:

I haven't eated since the last time I eated!


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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When you're the only one in your group of friends who ordered an appetizer
When you're the only one in your group of friends who ordered an appetizer

Memes,  Squidward Meme,  Jokes For Your Friends,  
    
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I think women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the last time they decided, they doomed humanity.
I think women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the last time they decided, they doomed humanity.

Memes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  
    
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Interview: So what do you have planned for the future?

Biden: Lunch.

Interview: No, like long term.

Biden: Oh...Dinner.
Interview: So what do you have planned for the future?

Biden: Lunch.

Interview: No, like long term.

Biden: Oh...Dinner.


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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when you've already had 3 plates of thanksgiving dinner & you go back to the food for a 4th like:

surprise, .

i bet you tught you'd seen the last of me.
when you've already had 3 plates of thanksgiving dinner & you go back to the food for a 4th like:

surprise, .

i bet you tught you'd seen the last of me.


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Quotes,  
    
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Kids eat first

"You a child of God so go"
Kids eat first

"You a child of God so go"


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  
    
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"Y'all can come make y'all plate."

Me:
"Y'all can come make y'all plate."

Me:


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Pictures,  Usain Bolt Meme,  
    
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