Funny Eating Jokes

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My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.
My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early


Memes,  Snack Jokes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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If I offer you food please decline
If I offer you food please decline

Memes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  Food One Liners,  
    
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When you cant reach the last pringle
When you cant reach the last pringle

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"omg ur soo skinny!!!! eat something!!!" eat my  tamara. i just killed a wle pizza in 6 minutes. my metabolism is faster than these hands but u can still order them if u would like.
"omg ur soo skinny!!!! eat something!!!" eat my tamara. i just killed a wle pizza in 6 minutes. my metabolism is faster than these hands but u can still order them if u would like.

Memes,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  Your So Skinny Jokes,  
    
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How black are you?

I don't use a toothpick, I "mxm mxm"
How black are you?

I don't use a toothpick, I "mxm mxm"


Memes,  Black Funny Jokes Short,  Jokes For Black People,  
    
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"You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing"

-Me about to give my dog half of my sandwich
"You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing"

-Me about to give my dog half of my sandwich


Memes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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I'm the type of girlfriend who will feed my mans  his friends while he is driving

I'm the girlfriend who will eat his fries while he's driving
I'm the type of girlfriend who will feed my mans his friends while he is driving

I'm the girlfriend who will eat his fries while he's driving


Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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Brunch is hella dangerous. 1 minute you're having bottomless mimosas and the next you're sending a "u up" text at 11:50am
Brunch is hella dangerous. 1 minute you're having bottomless mimosas and the next you're sending a "u up" text at 11:50am

Memes,  Breakfast Joke,  Lunch Jokes,  
    
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Waitress: How's the food?

Me:
Waitress: How's the food?

Me:


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Me in January: New Year new me! Clean eating gym every day!

Me: Literally now in February:
Me in January: New Year new me! Clean eating gym every day!

Me: Literally now in February:


Memes,  February Meme,  
    
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When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator
When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator

Memes,  Refrigerator Jokes,  Dora Jokes,  
    
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mom: eat your broccoli

me: ew broccoli is disgusting

broccoli:
mom: eat your broccoli

me: ew broccoli is disgusting

broccoli:


Memes,  Vegetarian Jokes,  Funny Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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I wanna look like a snack, but I keep eating them
I wanna look like a snack, but I keep eating them

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Back in my day

Eating soap was a punishment, not a challenge.
Back in my day

Eating soap was a punishment, not a challenge.


Memes,  Betty White Jokes,  Back In My Day Meme,  
    
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