Funny Eating Jokes

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Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"
Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"

Memes,  Jokes For Adults,  
    
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Delicious breakfast with herbs Look like you left the window open when they was cutting grass
Delicious breakfast with herbs

Look like you left the window open when they was cutting grass

Memes,  Grass Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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You call it eating 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone. I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs
You call it eating 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone. I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Me: [Consistently uses food as a coping mechanism] Me: [gains weight] Me:
Me: [Consistently uses food as a coping mechanism]

Me: [gains weight]

Me:

Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread. This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.
Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.

Memes,  Candy Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right
The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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If your girl dances when she eats.. let her. That's only attitude leaving her body.
If your girl dances when she eats.. let her. That's only attitude leaving her body.

Memes,  Dancing Jokes,  
    
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Do y'all blow y'all food when it's too hot or do y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it???
Do y'all blow y'all food when it's too hot or do y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it???

Memes,  Silly Questions,  
    
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might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my rn
might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my rn

Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Funny Suicidal Thoughts,  
    
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Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant
Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds? Me: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, I don't appreciate your accusations
Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

Me: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, I don't appreciate your accusations

Memes,  Guilt Jokes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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Anyone else remember when kids in school used to do this, wait for it to fry, then eat it??? You had me all the way up until you said "eat it"
Anyone else remember when kids in school used to do this, wait for it to fry, then eat it???

You had me all the way up until you said "eat it"

Memes,  Glue Jokes,  
    
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Name a toxic trait you have. My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account
Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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Stop sitting on the same table with people who never buy a meal but always want to eat. They my kids
Stop sitting on the same table with people who never buy a meal but always want to eat.

They my kids

Memes,  Parents Jokes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat. I dont know how to forget to eat oh. I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.
My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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