sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen sveling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin w's just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese
Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"