Funny Eating Jokes

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First person to eat a banana: this is not good First person to peel a banana: dude guess what
First person to eat a banana: this is not good

First person to peel a banana: dude guess what

Memes,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this? Can't.... they still chewing
Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this?

Can't.... they still chewing

Memes,  Steak Jokes,  
    
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When chick fil a employee asks if you want chick fil a sauce with your order Why do you think I came all this way?
When chick fil a employee asks if you want chick fil a sauce with your order

Why do you think I came all this way?

Memes,  Chick Fil A Meme,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen sveling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin w's just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese
sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen sveling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin w's just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese

Memes,  Hungry Jokes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Someone: *Opens bag of chips* Me:
Someone: *Opens bag of chips*

Me:

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Travel goals. Have to start somewhere As soon as I get hungry me and Dubai are going to get us some Chik-Fil-A
Travel goals. Have to start somewhere

As soon as I get hungry me and Dubai are going to get us some Chik-Fil-A

Memes,  Travel Humor,  Dubai Jokes,  
    
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Why do Americans eat like they have free health care?
Why do Americans eat like they have free health care?

Memes,  Jokes About Americans,  
    
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Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"
Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"

Memes,  Jokes For Adults,  
    
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Delicious breakfast with herbs Look like you left the window open when they was cutting grass
Delicious breakfast with herbs

Look like you left the window open when they was cutting grass

Memes,  Grass Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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You call it eating 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone. I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs
You call it eating 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone. I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Me: [Consistently uses food as a coping mechanism] Me: [gains weight] Me:
Me: [Consistently uses food as a coping mechanism]

Me: [gains weight]

Me:

Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread. This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.
Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.

Memes,  Candy Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right
The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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If your girl dances when she eats.. let her. That's only attitude leaving her body.
If your girl dances when she eats.. let her. That's only attitude leaving her body.

Memes,  Dancing Jokes,  
    
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Do y'all blow y'all food when it's too hot or do y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it???
Do y'all blow y'all food when it's too hot or do y'all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it???

Memes,  Silly Questions,  
    
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