Funny Ecards For Him

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now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.
now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.

Pen Puns,  Unemployed Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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happy steak and  day, you sexy man.
happy steak and day, you sexy man.

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Latest Funny Image,  
    
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oh you have a cold? w rude of me. ijust laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus.  but, can i get you a tissue?
oh you have a cold? w rude of me. ijust laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. but, can i get you a tissue?

Man Flu Jokes,  Cold Jokes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  
    
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Only a few days left to buy your dad something he won't like.
Only a few days left to buy your dad something he won't like.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Fathers Day Quotes,  Funny Fathers Day Ecards,  
    
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Only a fee days left to buy your dad something he won't like.
Only a fee days left to buy your dad something he won't like.

Memes,  Father Day Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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you seem like a sweet person. mind if i lick to find out?
you seem like a sweet person. mind if i lick to find out?

Funny Ecards,  Ecard Humor,  
    
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Yes, we are aware of how obnixous we are when we are together.

No, we don't care.
Yes, we are aware of how obnixous we are when we are together.

No, we don't care.


Funny Ecards,  Funny Ecards For Her,  
    
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i pe i'm the first one to ever make a perverted joke about not being able to eat anything that rises.
i pe i'm the first one to ever make a perverted joke about not being able to eat anything that rises.

Funny Ecards,  Perverted Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Whoa, whoa...Let's try again. Take it from "round thing in your face, you get sprung."
Whoa, whoa...Let's try again. Take it from "round thing in your face, you get sprung."

Funny Ecards,  Piano Puns,  Great Jokes Ever  
    
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i don't have pet peeves. i have major psyctic f**king hatreds.
i don't have pet peeves. i have major psyctic f**king hatreds.

Funny Ecards,  Find Me A Good Joke,  Psycho Jokes,  
    
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Maybe I'm lonely because I hate everyone.
Maybe I'm lonely because I hate everyone.

Funny Ecards,  Lonely Jokes,  Hate Jokes,  
    
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You are the dullest, emptiest vessel of human being I have ever encountered.
You are the dullest, emptiest vessel of human being I have ever encountered.

Funny Ecards,  Harry Potter Disses,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry for going psycho on you the other day. I missed lunch.
I'm sorry for going psycho on you the other day. I missed lunch.

Psycho Jokes,  Lunch Jokes,  
    
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to be nest.. you're not popular, your ina is.
to be nest.. you're not popular, your ina is.

Short Silly Jokes,  
    
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Learn to respect yourself...and your beaver
Learn to respect yourself...and your beaver

Beaver Puns,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  Silly Quotes About Life,  
    
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