Funny Egg Jokes

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Kylie Jenner's booty looks like an organic egg
Kylie Jenner's booty looks like an organic egg

Memes,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
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Idk if I should catch it or apologize
Idk if I should catch it or apologize

Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  Cooking Memes,  
    
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wen the drugs hit u hard and u gotta concentrate on no being an egg
wen the drugs hit u hard and u gotta concentrate on no being an egg

Memes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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What does an egg say when it's turnt?

-"Omelette"
What does an egg say when it's turnt?

-"Omelette"


Memes,  Food Humor,  
    
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dude, this is not cool. jews can't be easter eggs.

you s!

oh my god, they killed kenny!

oh, hamburgers!
dude, this is not cool. jews can't be easter eggs.

you s!

oh my god, they killed kenny!

oh, hamburgers!


South Park Jokes,  
    
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you look like a .
you look like a .

    
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"No, grandma, hashtages are not something you order with eggs."
"No, grandma, hashtages are not something you order with eggs."

Old Granny Jokes,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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"Be careful Mr Dumpty. Your high cholesterol could affect your equilibrium."
"Be careful Mr Dumpty. Your high cholesterol could affect your equilibrium."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Humpty Dumpty Jokes,  
    
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''You have to go where the market takes you.''
''You have to go where the market takes you.''

Cholesterol Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."
"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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Graffiti

Cholesterol gave eggs a bad rap.
Graffiti

Cholesterol gave eggs a bad rap.


Cholesterol Jokes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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"It's about your cholesterol level, Mr Dumpty!"
"It's about your cholesterol level, Mr Dumpty!"

Humpty Dumpty Jokes,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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You be the good cholesterol and I'll be the bad cholesterol.
You be the good cholesterol and I'll be the bad cholesterol.

Cholesterol Jokes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"
"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"

Egg Jokes,  Chicken Meme,  
    
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oh you have a cold? w rude of me. ijust laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus.  but, can i get you a tissue?
oh you have a cold? w rude of me. ijust laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. but, can i get you a tissue?

Man Flu Jokes,  Cold Jokes,  
    
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