Funny Element Jokes

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Hey, do you remember when you were in school and you had to know that element chart and how boring it was? And how you would say I’m not trying to be a scientist, so does this relate to me? Who cares what tellurium is. Things have changed my friend.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny best funny element jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
People think I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes

Beryllium not
People think I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes

Beryllium not


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Science Jokes,  
    
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You shouldn't joke about Beryllium 

It can Be dangerous
You shouldn't joke about Beryllium

It can Be dangerous


Beryllium Jokes,  Dangerous Jokes,  Bad Pun Dog,  
    
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Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?

I Am
Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?

I Am


Iodine Jokes,  Funny Bad Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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I asked someone, Do u have a fav element? Mines Sodium, Beryllium and Oxygen 

He said NaBrO
I asked someone, Do u have a fav element? Mines Sodium, Beryllium and Oxygen

He said NaBrO


Sodium Puns,  Beryllium Jokes,  
    
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just watching breaking bad after in yer bich.

deal with it
just watching breaking bad after in yer bich.

deal with it


Iodine Jokes,  Breaking Bad Jokes,  
    
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you don't agree with my calculations? 

well fluorine uranium carbon potium you
you don't agree with my calculations?

well fluorine uranium carbon potium you


Fluorine Jokes,  Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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I think of U periodically.
I think of U periodically.

Uranium Jokes,  Science Puns,  
    
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92 u

uranium

you

dense motherer
92 u

uranium

you

dense motherer


Uranium Jokes,  Movie Meme,  
    
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If watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon

The Elemelons
If watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon

The Elemelons


Watermelon Puns,  Fruit Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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Stay

Au

Ponyboy
Stay

Au

Ponyboy


Gold Puns,  Gold Jokes,  
    
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Your composition must consist of barium and beryllium

Because you are a babe
Your composition must consist of barium and beryllium

Because you are a babe


Beryllium Jokes,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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beryllium? 



i might 

be
beryllium?



i might

be


Beryllium Jokes,  Funny T Shirts,  
    
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What I'm working on 

It's none of your bismuth
What I'm working on

It's none of your bismuth


Nosey Jokes,  Chemistry Insults,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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I have enough hydrogen to form an octet

So don't H8
I have enough hydrogen to form an octet

So don't H8


Hydrogen Jokes,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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