Funny Engineering Quotes

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What's the difference between civil engineers and mechanical engineers? Mechanical engineers build missiles, civil engineers build targets.
What's the difference between civil engineers and mechanical engineers?

Mechanical engineers build missiles, civil engineers build targets.

Engineering Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Lame Jokes,  
    
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Engineer Solving problems you didn't know you have in ways you can't understand
Engineer

Solving problems you didn't know you have in ways you can't understand

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Funny Science Quotes,  
    
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You know what really grinds my gears Dry friction and lack of lubricants
You know what really grinds my gears

Dry friction and lack of lubricants

Engineering Puns,  Grinds My Gears (theme),  Science Jokes,  
    
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She can cook And she's an engineer
She can cook

And she's an engineer

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Engineer Jokes,  
    
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I didn't choose the engineering life The engineering life chose me
I didn't choose the engineering life

The engineering life chose me

Engineering Jokes One Liners,  Engineering Jokes,  
    
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Welcome to electrical engineering Where the numbers are imaginary and so are the women
Welcome to electrical engineering

Where the numbers are imaginary and so are the women

Nerd Jokes,  Drew Carey Meme (theme),  
    
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Trust me I'm an engineer
Trust me

I'm an engineer

Engineering Jokes One Liners,  Car Fails,  
    
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*Starts to unscrew pen I'm an engineer
*Starts to unscrew pen

I'm an engineer

Funny Engineering Images,  Pen Jokes,  
    
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3 years of engineering Made me this way
3 years of engineering

Made me this way

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Engineering Jokes,  
    
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Why can't they use it the way it was designed? You can't stand to see doctors on TV using your equipment incorrectly.
Why can't they use it the way it was designed?

You can't stand to see doctors on TV using your equipment incorrectly.

Engineering Jokes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Girlfriend while in engineering school? Ain't nobody got time for that
Girlfriend while in engineering school?

Ain't nobody got time for that

Funny Engineering Slogans,  Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  
    
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Goes to engineering school More girls than boys
Goes to engineering school

More girls than boys

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Engineering Jokes,  
    
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so you are telling me your parents knew you were an engineer before you were born
so you are telling me

your parents knew you were an engineer before you were born

Funny Racist Indian Jokes,  Racist Indian Jokes,  
    
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majored in mechanical engineering best subject: lubricated friction
majored in mechanical engineering

best subject: lubricated friction

Engineering Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Let us partake of food that looks great but tastes like crap thanks to genetic engineering and cruel treatment.
Let us partake of food that looks great but tastes like crap thanks to genetic engineering and cruel treatment.

Engineering Jokes One Liners,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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