Funny English Quotes

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If you want me to listen to you... Talk about Biathlon
If you want me to listen to you...

Talk about Biathlon

Biathlon Jokes,  Funny English Sayings,  
    
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Just finished an essay on Julius Caesar The font was Times New Roman
Just finished an essay on Julius Caesar

The font was Times New Roman

English Jokes Funny,  Font Jokes,  
    
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People who call Albuquerque "Burgue" are also the people who call guacamole "Gwack"
People who call Albuquerque "Burgue" are also the people who call guacamole "Gwack"

Guacamole Jokes,  Best English Joke,  
    
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''I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.''
''I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.''

English Jokes Funny,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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How you bean?
How you bean?

Bean Puns,  Cute Funny Quotes,  
    
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Freedom of speech is making stupidity famous...
Freedom of speech is making stupidity famous...

Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Funny Stupid Facts,  
    
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maid in china
maid in china

Grammar Puns,  Chinese Jokes One Liner,  
    
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I love free speech... I also love ignore, mute and block.
I love free speech...

I also love ignore, mute and block.

Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Facebook Joke Status,  Joke Quote,  
    
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All my friends are getting married I guess I'm just at that age where people give up
All my friends are getting married

I guess I'm just at that age where people give up

Funny Jokes,  Funny Being Single Quotes,  
    
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*hits blunt* "bruh, why is there a d when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?"
*hits blunt*

"bruh, why is there a d when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?"

Memes,  Hits Blunt,  Anti English Jokes,  
    
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I drive a school bus with 40-60 screaming kids. Watching them in a mirror while trying to drive a 40ft+ box on wheels. Whats your excuse for being crazy??
I drive a school bus with 40-60 screaming kids. Watching them in a mirror while trying to drive a 40ft+ box on wheels. Whats your excuse for being crazy??

Funny Ecards,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  Crazy One Liners,  
    
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Is it a full moon? It is just spring fever? Why were my students completely off the wall this week?
Is it a full moon? It is just spring fever? Why were my students completely off the wall this week?

Funny Ecards,  Funny Spring Quotes,  Full Moon Jokes,  
    
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Listen, I'm surrounded by little children all day. So unless Dora sings it, Bob builds it, or Dr. Seuss wrote it, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Listen, I'm surrounded by little children all day. So unless Dora sings it, Bob builds it, or Dr. Seuss wrote it, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Mom Sayings,  
    
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I ain't gonna lie to ya kid, the next 12 years are gonna suck.
I ain't gonna lie to ya kid, the next 12 years are gonna suck.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Facts About Life,  
    
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Either you live using bad grammar Or live long enough to see yourself become the grammar Nazi
Either you live using bad grammar

Or live long enough to see yourself become the grammar Nazi

Funny Jokes,  Grammer Jokes,  
    
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