Funny Exercise Quotes

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I hate when I'm 20 minutes into cardio and I look down and the timers on 48 seconds
I hate when I'm 20 minutes into cardio and I look down and the timers on 48 seconds

Memes,  Working Out Jokes,  Funny Fitness Quotes,  
    
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Me before exercising: I'm going to hate this

Me, exercising: I hate this I hate this I hate this

Me after exercising: Athena herself has blessed me,. No man can defeat me. Fire runs through my blood and my bones are crafted from steel. Tremble, mortals, For I shall live forever
Me before exercising: I'm going to hate this

Me, exercising: I hate this I hate this I hate this

Me after exercising: Athena herself has blessed me,. No man can defeat me. Fire runs through my blood and my bones are crafted from steel. Tremble, mortals, For I shall live forever


Memes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  
    
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"You should exercise daily"

First of all, I walk with the Lord everyday
"You should exercise daily"

First of all, I walk with the Lord everyday


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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Friend: Want to go to the gym?

Me:

Are you on crack?
Friend: Want to go to the gym?

Me:

Are you on crack?


Memes,  Funny Gym Sayings,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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*one month after pokemon go*

doctor: do you exercise?

me: i play pokemon go.

doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"
*one month after pokemon go*

doctor: do you exercise?

me: i play pokemon go.

doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"


Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  Funny Fitness Sayings,  
    
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I will find you

And we will train legs
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I will find you: And we will train legs
I will find you

And we will train legs


Memes,  Leg Day Meme,  Leg Day Jokes,  
    
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Wearing your running shoes everywhere this spring may increase your odds of actually running.
Wearing your running shoes everywhere this spring may increase your odds of actually running.

Funny Running Images,  Funny Running Quotes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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I want buns of steel.

But I also want buns of cinnamon.
I want buns of steel.

But I also want buns of cinnamon.


Funny Jokes,  Butt Jokes,  
    
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be a bad 

with a good
be a bad

with a good


Memes,  
    
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so your telling me..

you can do a one arm chin up?
so your telling me..

you can do a one arm chin up?


Skeptical African Kid (theme),  One Armed Jokes,  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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My favorite exercise. ...

Running after Jason!!
My favorite exercise. ...

Running after Jason!!


Jason Jokes,  Richard Simmons Jokes,  
    
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The scale doesn't measure sexy
The scale doesn't measure sexy

Sexy Humor,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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I need Fetty Wap to sing "yeaaah baby" every time I finish cardio
I need Fetty Wap to sing "yeaaah baby" every time I finish cardio

Funny Jokes,  Running Jokes One Liners,  Running Jokes,  
    
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i wish i loved exercise as much as i love getting drunk and eating everything.
i wish i loved exercise as much as i love getting drunk and eating everything.

Funny Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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does running out of s count as cardio?
does running out of s count as cardio?

Funny Jokes,  Running Jokes One Liners,  
    
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