Funny Exercise Sayings

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Some of you haven't ran since PE

Some of us didn't run in PE
Some of you haven't ran since PE

Some of us didn't run in PE


Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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i'm no good at pull ups, push ups, or sit ups.

i do, wever, excel at  ups.
i'm no good at pull ups, push ups, or sit ups.

i do, wever, excel at ups.


Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  Funny Fitness Quotes,  
    
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this yoga position is called

my kids need a step dad
this yoga position is called

my kids need a step dad


Memes,  Funny Yoga Memes,  Sexy Memes,  
    
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me: i'm getting up at 5:30 am to go to the gym

me at 5:30 am: you've been pulling  with tis same body for years
me: i'm getting up at 5:30 am to go to the gym

me at 5:30 am: you've been pulling with tis same body for years


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Wednesday is a hump day

But everyday is a pump day
Wednesday is a hump day

But everyday is a pump day


Hump Day Memes,  Funny Workout Sayings,  
    
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Her: Stop trying to act like you understand fitness, you're being an idiot

Me: Well I'll have you know what this 'idiot" bench pressed 8 mies this morning
Her: Stop trying to act like you understand fitness, you're being an idiot

Me: Well I'll have you know what this 'idiot" bench pressed 8 mies this morning


Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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The only exercise done this month

Is running out of money
The only exercise done this month

Is running out of money


Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  Running Puns,  
    
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Do burpees they said

It won't kill you they said
Do burpees they said

It won't kill you they said


Memes,  They Said Memes,  
    
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If you can't tone it, tan it.
If you can't tone it, tan it.

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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At this rate my summer body will be here by December
At this rate my summer body will be here by December

Funny Jokes,  December Jokes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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You squat after eating Mexican food

I also like to live dangerously
You squat after eating Mexican food

I also like to live dangerously


After Dinner Jokes,  I Also Like To Live Dangerously,  Austin Powers Live Dangerously,  
    
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the only bs i need in my life is breakfast and squats
the only bs i need in my life is breakfast and squats

Funny Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  Funny Workout Sayings,  
    
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why do i spend so much time alone in the gym?

i prefer dumbbells to dumbes.
why do i spend so much time alone in the gym?

i prefer dumbbells to dumbes.


Funny Jokes,  Gym Humor,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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exercise makes you look and feel better naked...

but so does tequila!
exercise makes you look and feel better naked...

but so does tequila!


Memes,  Tequila Jokes,  
    
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