Funny Exercise Sayings

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me: i'm getting up at 5:30 am to go to the gym

me at 5:30 am: you've been pulling  with tis same body for years
me: i'm getting up at 5:30 am to go to the gym

me at 5:30 am: you've been pulling with tis same body for years


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Wednesday is a hump day

But everyday is a pump day
Wednesday is a hump day

But everyday is a pump day


Hump Day Memes,  Funny Workout Sayings,  
    
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Her: Stop trying to act like you understand fitness, you're being an idiot

Me: Well I'll have you know what this 'idiot" bench pressed 8 mies this morning
Her: Stop trying to act like you understand fitness, you're being an idiot

Me: Well I'll have you know what this 'idiot" bench pressed 8 mies this morning


Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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The only exercise done this month

Is running out of money
The only exercise done this month

Is running out of money


Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  Running Puns,  
    
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Do burpees they said

It won't kill you they said
Do burpees they said

It won't kill you they said


Memes,  They Said Memes,  
    
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If you can't tone it, tan it.
If you can't tone it, tan it.

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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At this rate my summer body will be here by December
At this rate my summer body will be here by December

Funny Jokes,  December Jokes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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You squat after eating Mexican food

I also like to live dangerously
You squat after eating Mexican food

I also like to live dangerously


After Dinner Jokes,  I Also Like To Live Dangerously,  Austin Powers Live Dangerously,  
    
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the only bs i need in my life is breakfast and squats
the only bs i need in my life is breakfast and squats

Funny Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  Funny Workout Sayings,  
    
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why do i spend so much time alone in the gym?

i prefer dumbbells to dumbes.
why do i spend so much time alone in the gym?

i prefer dumbbells to dumbes.


Funny Jokes,  Gym Humor,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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exercise makes you look and feel better naked...

but so does tequila!
exercise makes you look and feel better naked...

but so does tequila!


Memes,  Tequila Jokes,  
    
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I don't

Sweat

I leak

Awesome
I don't

Sweat

I leak

Awesome


Funny Pictures,  Sweat Jokes,  Sweating Jokes,  
    
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People who have perfect bodies and don't exercise is the reason I hate everyone
People who have perfect bodies and don't exercise is the reason I hate everyone

Funny Jokes,  Funny Diet Quotes,  
    
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My favorite type of exercise is running... from responsibility
My favorite type of exercise is running... from responsibility

Funny Jokes,  Funny Exercise Quotes,  
    
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