Funny Facebook Status

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I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed=in on Google Earth really fast.

I also like to live dangerously
I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed=in on Google Earth really fast.

I also like to live dangerously


I Also Like To Live Dangerously,  Skydiving Jokes,  Google Earth Jokes,  
    
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 her and her best friend. #wastehertime2016
her and her best friend. #wastehertime2016

Women Bashing Jokes,  Facebook Status Joke,  
    
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My ex is on fire.
My ex is on fire.

Memes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  
    
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lmao somebody please make plans with him
lmao somebody please make plans with him

Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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when you died but

forgot to change your profile status to "dead"
when you died but

forgot to change your profile status to "dead"


Memes,  Facebook Humor,  Funny Fail,  
    
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Light travels faster than sound, so most people appear bright before you hear them speak

Light travels faster than sound,

Oh, does it?

Don't challenge me
Light travels faster than sound, so most people appear bright before you hear them speak

Light travels faster than sound,

Oh, does it?

Don't challenge me


Memes,  Ed Sheeran Jokes,  
    
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y'all silly girls need to stop vacuum sucking gl jars before the gl shatters and then rip your swollen  lips!
y'all silly girls need to stop vacuum sucking gl jars before the gl shatters and then rip your swollen lips!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Statistics Facts,  
    
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My nephew is turning 3 tomorrow due to our tight budget, we not gonna tell him
My nephew is turning 3 tomorrow due to our tight budget, we not gonna tell him

Funny Jokes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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Just added my son as a friend on Facebook and his status said "WTF Dad" It's so cute of him that he greeted me w/ "Welcome To Facebook Dad!
Just added my son as a friend on Facebook and his status said "WTF Dad" It's so cute of him that he greeted me w/ "Welcome To Facebook Dad!

Memes,  Facebook Humor,  
    
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my son would of been 3yrs old today smh

swallowed him?

yea
my son would of been 3yrs old today smh

swallowed him?

yea


Funny Jokes,  Funny Facebook Fails,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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When she tells you shes going to sleep

But her new facebook status says "bored someone text me"
When she tells you shes going to sleep

But her new facebook status says "bored someone text me"


Memes,  Lying Jokes,  Chicks Be Like,  
    
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What's Your Most Embarrassing Facebook Status?
Funny and weird Facebook statuses from the early days of Facebook

Lol,  Funny Facebook Fails,  Facebook Status Funny,  
    
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Miss Philippines is Miss World? What a joke! I did not know those maids have anything else in them ha ha ha
Miss Philippines is Miss World? What a joke! I did not know those maids have anything else in them ha ha ha

Funny Jokes,  Funny Racist Quotes,  
    
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So u that mad

U told facebook?
So u that mad

U told facebook?


Memes,  Funny Facebook,  
    
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Fighting the urge to write a sarcastic comment on someone else's Facebook status.
Fighting the urge to write a sarcastic comment on someone else's Facebook status.

Relatable Posts,  Sarcastic One Liners,  Facebook Status Joke,  
    
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