Funny Family Poems

 – 10 total
My neck
My back
My Netflix
and my snacks
My neck
My back
My Netflix
and my snacks


Funny Quotes,  Netflix Jokes,  Funny Poems,  
    
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Joke Poems,  Funny Product Slogans,  Funny Fail,  Funny Fail,  
    
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Roses are red, 
My name isn't Dave, 
This is really random
Microwave
Roses are red,
My name isn't Dave,
This is really random
Microwave


Joke Poems,  Minion Jokes,  Memes For Kids,  Kids Funny Jokes,  
    
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Twas the night before Christmas,
The lab was quite still;
Not a Bunsen was burning
(Nor had they the will).
The test tubes were placed
In their racks with great care,
In hopes Father Chemistry
Soon would be there.


Christmas Chemistry Jokes,  Chemistry Humor,  Joke Poems,  
    
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Roses are gray, violets are gray

I'm a dog
Roses are gray, violets are gray

I'm a dog


Color Jokes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  Joke Poems,  Funny Weird Quotes,  
    
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Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. 

Bacon
Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard.

Bacon


Bacon Jokes,  Joke Poems,  Funny Animal Ecards,  Ecards Funny,  
    
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A Haiku about getting out of bed;

No No No No No

No No No No No No No

No No No No No.


Joke Poems,  Funny Good Morning Jokes,  Monday Morning Jokes,  
    
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In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,

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Long Tongue Twisters,  Joke Poems,  Top 10 Tongue Twisters,  English Tongue Twisters,  
    
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A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.


Toad Jokes,  Long Tongue Twisters,  Joke Poems,  Animal Tongue Twisters,  
    
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Winter Haiku

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I need to pee.
Winter Haiku

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I need to pee.


Joke Poems,  Winter Humor,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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