Funny Famous Sayings

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This is how I row
This is how I row

Rowing Puns,  Super Corny Jokes,  
    
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what happens in vegas, stays in vegas. except aids.
what happens in vegas, stays in vegas. except aids.

Funny Aids Slogans,  Funny Vegas Quotes,  
    
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Worm Jokes,  Funny Famous Slogans,  
    
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Give a man a tormented file and entertain him for a day Teach a man torrent and you entertain him for a lifetime
Give a man a tormented file and entertain him for a day

Teach a man torrent and you entertain him for a lifetime

Memes,  Funny Computer Facts,  Computer Science Jokes,  
    
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vd clinic not everything you did in vegas stayed in vegas.
vd clinic

not everything you did in vegas stayed in vegas.

Vegas Jokes,  Vegas Memes,  Funny Vegas Quotes,  
    
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"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."
"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Play On Words Jokes,  Ballerina Jokes,  Word Puns,  
    
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"I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small."
"I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small."

T Rex Jokes,  Dinosaur Puns,  Hand Puns,  
    
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It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!
It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!

Funny Famous Slogans,  T Rex Jokes,  
    
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I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.
I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.

Ancient Rome Jokes,  Roman Jokes For Kids,  Roman Jokes,  
    
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If curiosity killed the cat, Why isnt curious George dead yet?
If curiosity killed the cat,

Why isnt curious George dead yet?

Curious George Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  Funny Famous Slogans,  
    
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I would tell you to "Break a leg" But that is a highly illogical thing to do
I would tell you to "Break a leg"

But that is a highly illogical thing to do

Break A Leg Jokes,  Star Trek Jokes,  Star Trek Meme,  
    
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I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.
I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.

Break A Leg Jokes,  Injury Meme,  Injury Jokes,  
    
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Y u no Say break a leg
Y u no

Say break a leg

Y U No Jokes (theme),  Y U No Meme (theme),  Break A Leg Jokes,  
    
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Well, what do you know? The dog ate your diplomoa too.
Well, what do you know? The dog ate your diplomoa too.

Diploma Jokes,  Graduation Meme,  Graduate Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes news travels too fast.
Sometimes news travels too fast.

Great Puns,  Awesome Puns,  News Jokes,  
    
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