Funny Farming Slogans

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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldnt still be a farmer.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldnt still be a farmer.

Optimist Jokes,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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As a farmer, I am simple outstanding in my field.
As a farmer, I am simple outstanding in my field.

Farmer Jokes,  Great Puns,  
    
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"Grass fed beef, the new old - fashioned way"
"Grass fed beef, the new old - fashioned way"

Beef Jokes,  Old Fashioned Jokes,  
    
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"Real food from the ground up!"
"Real food from the ground up!"

Farming Puns,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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I farm, You eat.
I farm, You eat.

Eating Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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acres or inches? size matters.
acres or inches? size matters.

Farmer Jokes,  
    
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"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."
"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Farming Puns,  Shepherd Jokes,  
    
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People getting married.... Having kids... And I'm like..... I just wanna mow hay
People getting married.... Having kids...

And I'm like..... I just wanna mow hay

Farmer Jokes,  New Funny Jokes,  
    
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Stand back I'm about to drop the beet
Stand back

I'm about to drop the beet

Farm Puns,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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They see me strollin' They haytin'
They see me strollin'

They haytin'

Scarecrow Jokes,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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50 Shades Of hay
50 Shades

Of hay

Memes,  Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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Look A bacon seed
Look

A bacon seed

Memes,  Bacon Meme,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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they wanted to turn us into burgers we turned them into fries
they wanted to turn us into burgers

we turned them into fries

Farm Puns,  Hamburger Jokes,  Cow Humor  
    
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