Funny Fat People Quotes

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Don't you wanna live to be 100? Not if I can't eat tacos.
Don't you wanna live to be 100?

Not if I can't eat tacos.

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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i'm not fat, i'm just so sexy that it all overflows
i'm not fat, i'm just so sexy

that it all overflows

Memes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

Funny Jokes,  Eric Cartman Jokes,  Funny Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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i don't give a rats w wins the game where the t wings at?
i don't give a rats w wins the game

where the t wings at?

Memes,  Chicken Wing Jokes,  
    
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I need to switch to a gym with fatter people. Or, finally go on that diet.
I need to switch to a gym with fatter people. Or, finally go on that diet.

Memes,  Fat People Meme,  
    
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I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood!
I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes For Fat People,  
    
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said he is still adjusting after his surgery to reduce how much he can eat. Christie said, "I now have 6 free hours a day I don't know what to do with."
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said he is still adjusting after his surgery to reduce how much he can eat. Christie said, "I now have 6 free hours a day I don't know what to do with."

Funny Quotes,  Conan Obrian Jokes,  Chris Christie Jokes,  
    
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Ran my first 10k this morning. Just kidding. I'm on my fourth donut.
Ran my first 10k this morning.

Just kidding. I'm on my fourth donut.

Funny Quotes,  Doughnut Jokes,  Funniest Race Jokes,  
    
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How people feel after cheating on their diet

How people feel after cheating on their diet for the first time
How people feel after cheating on their diet

Funny Videos,  Diet Humor,  Meme Videos,  
    
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Can I get a Big Mac and can you change the lettuce in the burger to fries
Can I get a Big Mac and can you change the lettuce in the burger to fries

Memes,  Funny Fat Girls,  
    
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*At Chipotle* "Can you add just a liiiiiittle more meat?"
*At Chipotle*

"Can you add just a liiiiiittle more meat?"

Memes,  Fat Insults,  
    
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There are only 2 types of food in this world. Food I've eaten, food I'm going to eat.
There are only 2 types of food in this world.

Food I've eaten, food I'm going to eat.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  
    
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Sometimes I can't sleep at night Because I'm too excited about waking up and eating breakfast
Sometimes I can't sleep at night

Because I'm too excited about waking up and eating breakfast

Memes,  Breakfast Joke,  Sleep Fail,  
    
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I eat because I'm unhappy And I'm unhappy because I eat
I eat because I'm unhappy

And I'm unhappy because I eat

Memes,  Fat People Jokes,  
    
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Im never gonna eat that much again Oh look food!
Im never gonna eat that much again

Oh look food!

Memes,  Finding Nemo Jokes,  Food Memes,  
    
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