Funny Fat Sayings

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Her: I feel so fat

Him: Babe, you aren't fat

Her: Tell me I'm fat

Him: You're fat

Her: Ok, honestly the fact that you said that I just find it so funny that
Her: I feel so fat

Him: Babe, you aren't fat

Her: Tell me I'm fat

Him: You're fat

Her: Ok, honestly the fact that you said that I just find it so funny that


Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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all your twinkies

are berong to us!!!
all your twinkies

are berong to us!!!


Racist Korean Jokes,  Kim Jong Un Meme,  
    
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To me every day

is a "fat tuesday"
To me every day

is a "fat tuesday"


Fat Tuesday Meme,  Confession Bear (theme),  Fat Tuesday Jokes,  
    
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Would rather be fat

Than cheer for Michigan State!
Would rather be fat

Than cheer for Michigan State!


Michigan State Spartans Jokes,  Michigan State Jokes,  
    
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I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat.
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Fat Jokes,  
    
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I'm everything you dreamt of, but with a belly.
I'm everything you dreamt of, but with a belly.

Funny Jokes,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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That feeling when you realise you fat, single and broke with no prospects

What have I done?

What have I become?
That feeling when you realise you fat, single and broke with no prospects

What have I done?

What have I become?


Memes,  Best Fat Jokes,  Fat Cat Jokes,  
    
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When you angry cos you realised you fat
When you angry cos you realised you fat

Memes,  Angry Meme,  
    
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wtf are you doing

cramming a 350 pound body into leggings?
wtf are you doing

cramming a 350 pound body into leggings?


Memes,  Leggings Fail,  Leggings Jokes,  
    
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"How would you describe yourself?" 

Chunky yet funky.
"How would you describe yourself?"

Chunky yet funky.


Memes,  Fat Jokes,  
    
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It's March and I'm still fat
It's March and I'm still fat

Funny Quotes,  March Jokes,  Funny Fat Quotes,  
    
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I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

Funny Jokes,  Eric Cartman Jokes,  Funny Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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Lay off me I'm starving
Lay off me I'm starving

Memes,  Chris Farley Jokes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind:

'Hey, you hungry?'
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind:

'Hey, you hungry?'


Funny Jokes,  Gabriel Iglesias Jokes,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I'm not fat

I'm festively plump
I'm not fat

I'm festively plump


Memes,  South Park Memes,  Fat Person Jokes,  
    
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