Funny Fathers Day Quotes

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Here you will find all types of funny fathers day quotes. You will see humorous things like Maury Povich telling you that you are not the father on fathers day, jokes about absentee fathers and wishing a happy fathers day to single mothers. Any quote that you can think of that refers to anything that can possibly happen on fathers day and be absolutely hilarious is the types of things you will find in this section.

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Happy Father's Day to all the real me...

Sit down deadbeats, we'll celebrate you on April Fools Day!
Happy Father's Day to all the real me...

Sit down deadbeats, we'll celebrate you on April Fools Day!


Memes,  Ron Burgundy Meme,  
    
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We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad...
We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad...

Fathers Day Jokes Clean,  Insect Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Only a few days left to buy your dad something he won't like.
Only a few days left to buy your dad something he won't like.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Fathers Day Ecards,  
    
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Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.

Funny Ecards,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Father's Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it
Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Father's Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it

Funny Jokes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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this the only  that's allowed to say

happy father's day to herself
this the only that's allowed to say

happy father's day to herself


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i understand it's #fathersday but if your dad don't have no teeth please don't post that neega's pic on my timeline
i understand it's #fathersday but if your dad don't have no teeth please don't post that neega's pic on my timeline

Funny Jokes,  No Teeth Jokes,  
    
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Your dad doesn't lift?

Well Happy Mothers Day to your dad!
Your dad doesn't lift?

Well Happy Mothers Day to your dad!


Memes,  Do You Even Lift (theme),  Dad Jokes,  
    
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Happy Father's Day

Oh you didn't know?
Happy Father's Day

Oh you didn't know?


Memes,  Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  
    
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it's father's day

so thank a mother er
it's father's day

so thank a mother er


Memes,  Fathers Day Funny Sayings,  
    
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father's day this year was like your dad 

just came and went
father's day this year was like your dad

just came and went


Memes,  Fathers Day Funny Sayings,  
    
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Hey bro! Happy Father's Day
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Hey bro! Happy Father's Day

Memes,  Fathers Day Meme,  Obama Memes,  
    
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Hold up bitch

It's Fathers Day not single mom's day
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dum dum: kids me
Hold up bitch

It's Fathers Day not single mom's day


Memes,  Kevin Hart Jokes,  
    
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Happy Father's Day. You remind me of my father...

My father sucks.
Happy Father's Day. You remind me of my father...

My father sucks.


Memes,  Fathers Day Meme,  
    
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Yo dawg I heard you like Fathers Day

So we put a card inside yo card so you can read while you read
Yo dawg I heard you like Fathers Day

So we put a card inside yo card so you can read while you read


Memes,  Fathers Day Jokes Clean,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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